Nic Fereday

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There are towns in France where it is illegal to die.

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Kim Jong Il wrote six operas.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Teacher: "I lost your work"

Me:

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A car is stolen every 30 seconds in the United States.

[Tex Walker @texwalker13]

Can't bump? Kids can't tackle. Kids can't play to win. Might as well go and play a violin because there is no contact #thisisajoke

[Brendan Fevola @BrendanFevola25]

Gee I used to love kicking snags against the pies on the G #blues #love #snags #MCG #massivecrowds

[Bryce Gibbs @BGibbsy4]

#YNWA

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

Wish I had a pet Gary Ablett jnr who could run to the shops to get me shit & fend off Jehovah's witnesses with a vicious stiff arm.

[Andy Lee @andytomlee]

Carlton's in an horrific place, but Syd have only won one game more & just spent $10m on a bloke. It'd be nice to try before you buy.
#AFL

[Liverpool FC @LiverpoolFC]

Flanno: We'll heed Stevie's words: Jon Flanagan insists Liverpool will heed the emotional words of Steven Gerr... http://t.co/V5Ed2c3Ut7

[Nic Fereday @NickFereday]

Penguins + Potatoes = life

[Nic Fereday @NickFereday]

I like to eat chicken

[Nic Fereday @NickFereday]

Yolo

[Mark Ricciuto @markricciuto]

@carltondraught is FREE at the @almatavern from first bounce to first goal tomorrow?is this true? @texwalker13 @dangerfield32 @rorysloane9

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Australia has over 10,000 beaches -- You could visit a new beach everyday for over 27 years.

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There’s a prison in Canada for polar bears who break into peoples’ homes for food.

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Johnny Depp plans on having his cremated remains poured into a cask of whiskey, and requests every attendee at his funeral to take a sip.

[Nic Fereday @NickFereday]

I shit you not. some inbread at umpie training had his name leagily changed to Ricky Dumbass, the characters that you meet...

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A dolphin named "Stinky" has been sexually assaulting scuba divers off the coast of Grand Cayman Island.

[Nic Fereday @NickFereday]

@Arsenal_Billy @CloLowry ALERT LAD OVER HERE