Nick “how's your book coming?” Danger

author, universe builder, guitarist, filmmaker, gnar shredder. stay hydrated. love yourself. I try to keep it light, but it’s dark out here 😎🍍

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Me: I promise not to get drunk and perform Chapter 53: The Birth of the War God

*three beers later*

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@BlakeBednarz Bullets can’t melt steel beams!

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We need to add Pink Floyd’s The Wall to that list with Rick Sanchez and Walter White.

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@lachancenaomi27 May he choke on his next can of skoal

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@EndWokeness Obliterated is such a small dick word to use here

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@VladTheInflator So two guys with hand signals and one more to pop the guy from a completely different angle? I guess it’s possible. If the earth’s flat and the moon landing’s fake. Which one of these guys got to practice on JFK and Tupac? Why not just have the closer guy do it? Lotta payroll

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@DearS_o_n No guitars??

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@lachancenaomi27 Oooof sending love ❤️❤️

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@myhiddenvalue Lots of them are just dead. Probably why you do t hear from them more.

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@lachancenaomi27 The rest are glorious…but this one’s my fave

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@zakwilliams The world was better with him in it. ❤️❤️❤️

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You guys ever see that movie Unfaithful? Did you know it’s based on a movie that came out in 1969 and it’s NOTHING like the original?

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Johnny Cage after Reptile goes invisible

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Fixed the movie.

Something goes wrong on the AF1 on the way to deal with the celestial, president hulks out and saves the day but wrecks the plane, iron man rescues everybody on the plane, the president crashes into the ground and falcon still gets to surf a cruise missile.

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@Dumfukdetector Brooooo we’re so cooked. The idiots are steering the ship

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Pardon me while I chaot.

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@charliekirk11 Yeh if yer a moron

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OPSEC is military speak for “shut the fuck up”

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why are they calling it "Luigi Mangione's manifesto" when they could be calling it the assassin's creed?

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@erriiiic @hasanthehun Good.

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@wolfofx GOT ME