Nick Gerlock 🇵🇸

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[Nick Gerlock 🇵🇸 @NickGerlock]

The boys are back in town but it's only one boy

[Super Cassette @super_cassette]

See you all on the road!

5.31 - Lansing, MI
6.2 - Chicago, IL
6.3 - Cudahy, WI
6.4 - Minneapolis, MN
6.6 - Omaha, NE
6.7 - Wichita, KS
6.9 - Phoenix, AZ
6.10 - Los Angeles, CA
6.11 - San Francisco, CA
6.13 - Portland, OR
6.14 - Seattle, WA
6.16 - Spokane, WA
6.17 - Boise, ID

[Nick Gerlock 🇵🇸 @NickGerlock]

@super_cassette We’re gonna find the CIA agents doing this to you and fuck them up

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@sjohns842 Earned every penny as far as I’m concerned

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Anti-Paul McCartney sentiment will not be tolerated

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Software update tonight king?

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1000 years of Jiminy Glick

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It’s not even the lack of consideration for others. It’s the lack of consideration for yourself, your own fucking eyes

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I sense a profound stupidity from those who browse their phone at max brightness on a dark airplane

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@me_irl @nukeykt You're a beast dude

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Women never seem to understand when you "have a system"

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@dragonstraponxl I had to put some serious work in at the club

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Haters seething

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I caught my wife queening out with another man

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I’ve banked all my showers for next month

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(British guy coming out as gay to his parents) Mum, Dad, I’m not bothered to faff about with minge

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@natetella No, every word was true

[Nick Gerlock 🇵🇸 @NickGerlock]

(Making conversation with a stranger at the park) The development of Halo 2 was extremely troubled,

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@natetella I’m sorry to say this is fiction, I am not currently at a park

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I'll take it

[Nick Gerlock 🇵🇸 @NickGerlock]

I’m taking a stand against commonsense reforms