Nick Guelker ☧

Just a dude, who likes to use his brain.
Bourbon, Guns, Cigars, British Motorcycles, Philosophy, Theology, Archeology and History in general.

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I VOTED FOR THIS
Exactly this.
My only disappointment, is I want more.
I'm the fucking pig you don't fight with, because I like the mud.

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@ohhanxiety No. It's unnatural. If you have any self respect, as a man, you couldn't sit by while a woman pays for your half of anything.
It must be, at the very least, a 50/50 split.

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@sabamaliktmhg Tadpole.
Perhaps sperm, but it would depend on the definition of the words "head" and "tail"

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@_josephine0_ I have a flat tip principal. Unless I'm with a large group of people, or at a very expensive restaurant, I'm a flat 5, 10, 20 kind of person.
Bill total isn't relevant, its all about service.

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@Sofia50020Sofia Oh I know this one!
A Democrat voter. Male feminist, is also a correct answer.

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@_josephine0_ Ability, dependability and capability.

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@Sofia50020Sofia Anyone calling it a mistake, is bad news.
It's a choice. You can, later decide it was the wrong choice.
But calling it a mistake, is removing a degree of responsibility. You can buy the wrong kind of milk, by mistake. Having sex with someone else is a decisive choice.

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@oelma__ Less attractive. Particularly with most of the tats being Pokémon and Nintendo characters, depicted in Mexican cholo style 🤣

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@LibertyCappy One day, I took my wife to the gun range. Later we grilled steak. She cracked a beer with me and sat quietly, watching the sunset.
We called it an early night, and went to bed.
The next day, she had difficulties walking.

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@TheLaurenChen Sorry, why is "white people" included? I've never argued for white people in movies. I've demanded for accurate and talented people, who suit the role.
I don't give a flying duck if the person is white. I only require good entertainment.

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@Lukewearechange For years I've been calling it economic slavery. People always stop me and say, you're overreacting. I'm being dramatic.
Meanwhile they complain about working 70 hours a week and can't afford basics, let alone hobbies. Their brains run a broken operating system.

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@BlaireWhite I'm pretty chill on the issue. If I can tell what gender you want to be, and put real efforts into presenting that way, I'll address you as such.
However, I live in Portland and we have people with full beards wearing dresses.
I have zero compassion, for zero effort people.

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@priyaee The problem with the left is inclusion and acceptance of everyone. They have no filtering processes, and welcome in all the worst type of people.
Being judgmental and exclusionary is actually logical. You don't allow just anyone into you're home for example.

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@choppinfirewood @TRHLofficial Probably true. But if we allow it, it will become something worse later on. Better to smash them now. And luckily, we have millions of dumb Democrat voters who love smashing shit.
At least this is productive vandalism lol

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@cr_hume @TRHLofficial I can confirm this story. He ate 2 hotdogs and a cheese burger. Danced with little Jenny on his feet. Model citizen, really.

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@JackPosobiec Curious how long it took to find this 🤣

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Everyone say hello to Cocaine Mitch, my lawn turtle.

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@Sofia50020Sofia Billy the kid. However, I believe there is some debate about it.

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@realninawysocka 689241

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@emmiiireal I did. It doesn't change anything.
A marriage is between two people. She might be bi, but while married to me, she's essentially straight.

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@yankeedraft Whatever it is, looks like somebody has eaten its head. No idea what happened to the legs.
Best put it out of your mind forever. And eat elsewhere.