Nick Hasselman

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@MengsMullet @chrishassonator

[Nick Hasselman @NickHasselman]

@monctonwildcats Hasselman 90

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@chrishassonator @PrichardShow You made me watch it.. Val never came. See what I did there?

[Nick Hasselman @NickHasselman]

@chrishassonator @TheJimCornette I actually had a good laugh listening to the podcast. I just never thought Corny could get my favorite band over. Thanks Jim!

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@jdbstewart so does Pavel

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@al_yssa Take a number #nowservingnumber73728

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@BallBagSteve @YoursBoyd @5etve I just wish I was wrong.

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Great fucking start to this day... What do you mean we have no milk for my cinnamon toast crunch? Fuck everyone. #fuckeveryone

[Nick Hasselman @NickHasselman]

I just get a little happier about my life when the Canadiens win.

[Nick Hasselman @NickHasselman]

On a scale of 1-10, I'm hungover.

[Gil Brandt @Gil_Brandt]

Jason Garrett told players after beating Seattle they didn't have to wear coat/tie on trip home. @DezBryant so happy he picked Garrett up.

[Nick Hasselman @NickHasselman]

Red hair and freckles, no fucking way am I touching that.

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The greatest trick the devil ever played was to convince the world that he does not exist.

[Nick Hasselman @NickHasselman]

@al_yssa just in love with you

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Jesus's last words were not TGIF

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What? It'll clear up. I've got some ointment for it.

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

It's an eight-year deal for P.K. Subban with the #habs.

[Nick Hasselman @NickHasselman]

@adamrogers_03 the tie breaker or the final Jeporady question?!?

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I may not have game but card tricks get me bitches. #wasthisyourcard

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@YoursBoyd @BallBagSteve @5etve #FactsOfLife