Nick Henderson

Data scientist, PhD, former biologist, skateboarder, probably tweeting bad jokes. @twitter alum.

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My Apple Watch loves to tell me I “can still do it!” when I’ve already given up. It’s like, read the room dude, I’m trying to eat Cheetos.

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@pczapla 🫡

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🫡💙

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Return to office day 1: it’s going to be fun to have a reason to dress nicely again!

Day 2: do these pajama pants look enough like sweatpants to wear in public?

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Ah shoot, I forgot to work out today, and also every other day for the last four months

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@PleaseRuiz That’s a great idea. I should respond with “Dear IBM,
[body of email]
[remember to change color!]
Best,
Nick

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A recruiter at IBM is having a difficult morning.

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Once every six months I enter a mall to buy clothes, immediately become exhausted, buy an Auntie Anne’s pretzel, and then go home and order clothes online.

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I clicked on one crypto-related tweet, and now my timeline is full of people who just draw random trend-lines on things and then make wild guesses about what will happen next. Is that what crypto people have been doing the whole time?

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@pczapla It’s fun to play make believe

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I like night time meetings, because I feel like I bring a fun “this guy was just eating Funyuns like a second ago” energy

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Came just in time for me to get reorged into bluebird. New swag when? Gotta collect all the colors.

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Why?

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@EFarraro I don’t even know if it’s a login or a signup!

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I will continue to flip between the one and two word versions of login and signup, sometimes in the same sentence, forever. No one can stop me.

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My first concert was @newfoundglory (with @thursdayband in NJ) touring for "Sticks and Stones" when I was 12. They were awesome. Monday I'll see them for on tour for the 20th anniversary of that album. Time, man...

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I don’t want to brag, but I have a plant and sometimes I remember to water it.

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@EFarraro I downloaded and rotated the high res version linked in this tweet, but it seems like maybe that link doesn’t work anymore https://t.co/RYfC2Hl8S5

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Oh, and if you want to see the full detail of the JWST image, there is a 125 meg PNG that is WAAAY more detailed than what you've been seeing on Twitter. It might crash your phone, but it's worth a try.
https://t.co/nfQkLKyfkS

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NASA knew what they were doing having one of their first JWST images be a vertical 50/50 split of the standard movie poster colors. “If we want them to engage with science, make it a good phone background”

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@shaayohn Wait but actually… What if we had a NLP based tweet vibe metric. “This treatment decreased outrage by 5%”

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@arunarjunakani (But actually 32 and 68)

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New least favorite thought just dropped

My parents and I are the same distance from 50

It’s fun because it’s upsetting from both sides

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@arunarjunakani Weirdly, they’re 55 and I’m 45. Long story.