Nick Parry

Stand-Up. Jokes. Don't push, I'm going.

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@1990sUtd @BPete1970 @AnthonyTeasdale So do I. Mr Socialist 'right on' Nevin was doing some prissy 'this is not the way' moralising on 5Live when the Liverpool game got called off.

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@ShippersUnbound Calm down, Bernstein. You type out WhatsApps.

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@SuellaBraverman You're staying then.

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@christopherhope Someone from GB News suddenly caring about Ofcom rules. Irony is dead.

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@Peston TLDR - Peston has no idea.

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@Peston "I am imagining the conversation"... "This is currently all the stuff of fiction" sums you and your mates up nicely.

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@Peston God almighty, you clown - you lot all carried on like she'd killed someone.

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@SophyRidgeSky Ha - oh, you've finally noticed this then?

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@MatthewStadlen Shipman types out Whatsapps for a living.

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@lewis_goodall "Peep peep - vehicle reversing..."

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@PippaCrerar And all the journos dutifully back off.

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@Steven_Swinford Give it a bastard rest. A Perm Sec's cryarsing about a few progress-chasing emails.

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@rustyrockets You'll drop all this "found Jesus" bollocks like a stone once you get banged up.

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@Ben_Bradley_32 I vaguely remember you were as thick as pigshit. Seems you still are. This is part of the Parliamentary cycle. Known months ago. Thankfully you aren't anymore.

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@Planet_Belfast @ShippersUnbound Yep. Tim 'Bernstein' Shipman. A career of typing out Whatsapps.

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@ShippersUnbound @PrfChrisPainter @blisswords Calm down, Bernstein. You type out WhatsApps.

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@ShippersUnbound "Boris"

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@BethRigby Reckon you can stretch another fortnight out of this?

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@SamCoatesSky God almighty, give it a bastard rest, Bernstein. Have a gander at Tice's tax affairs. Or Farage's house payment.

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@nicholaswatt Maybe because it's an utter non-story that somehow you lot are still going to drag another 6 weeks out of.