Nick Labas

I play guitar in @defyrealityband, write music, and I ride BMX and motocross

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

What's the German word for bra?

Stoppemfrumfloppen.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

An emergency call: "Come quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!"

Operator: "Where?"

Caller: "No, a regular one!"

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven?

[Pubity @pubity]

Man throws the largest paper airplane 😳

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

You think gas and electric prices are expensive, have you seen chimneys?

They're through the roof.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I can't remember how to write 1. 1000.
51. 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.

IM LIVID

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I'm sorry but this is the President's Bathroom.

It's For Biden to use.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I had to fire my fruit delivery driver
today.

I hate to let the mango but he was
driving me bananas.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My wife put on a sexy cop outfit and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed.

After a quick trial I was released due to lack of evidence.

[Luther Odame @_LutherO]

@wojespn

[Nick Labas @NickLabas101]

@AcPavone You and your Uber rating are beautiful, don’t let anyone tell you different

[Jrg @craigmacdermott]

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

https://t.co/VcnZHy1N8l

[Nick Labas @NickLabas101]

I really wanted to give a copy of my bands new record to @KenRoczen94 at Redbud because I know he likes heavy music like @parkwayofficial (my favorite band) but I didn’t get a chance to see him 😒😔

[emi knows ball ☆ @sourpatchkidsx]

no i’m serious this is the funniest video i’ve seen

[VERSACEBOYENT @versaceboyent2]

Why Jalen Rose just VIOLATE Paul Pierce 😂 Look at Paul face LMAO 😭😭

[Nick Labas @NickLabas101]

@taylorsandyy happy birthday, ya nutcase! Let’s get Toko soon!

[dave🦍 @MalletDavid3]

these nederland niggas really be clownin💀😂

[Arianté🍒🐆 @aristew_]

aw he's upset his daddy cut his dreads 😩😂

[SN Ohio @SN_Ohio]

3/1 is now a national holiday