nick

My Wife Said I Need to Understand Some Things Happening in the World, So I am Back Online™

[nick @NickLelloJr]

i got ejected from a game once

scared the shit out of two kids playing jumanji

[nick @NickLelloJr]

@kcmunoz_ same thighs

[nick @NickLelloJr]

i want my last tweet to be about saquon and his thighs so this might be it

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

The three ghosts just showed up to my house and they keep doing this

[nick @NickLelloJr]

@ChemicalFire Lmao

[nick @NickLelloJr]

have yourself a merry little christmas is such a good slam

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

i’m sorry, i don’t have a spotify wrapped, i was too busy listening to my beautiful wife

[nick @NickLelloJr]

did anyone else watch that hugh grant timothee chalamet movie last year

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

[nick @NickLelloJr]

ive got a scott stapp infection!!!

[nick @NickLelloJr]

@kcmunoz_ hulk hogan asking questions he knows the answer to

[nick @NickLelloJr]

there's always room at the inn! (it's a terrible inn)

[nick @NickLelloJr]

o we sulkin tn

[tas ⎕ @tay75er]

#FreeDanielleHaim

[nick @NickLelloJr]

mom can you pick me up from basketball auditions

[nick @NickLelloJr]

ümpa lümpers

[nick @NickLelloJr]

fave horror movies dump (yeah i don't think silence of the lambs or jaws are horror either tho)

[John Carpenter @TheHorrorMaster]

HAPPPY HALLOWEEN!!! May all your dreams be nightmares!

[erika @yeeeerika]

what is a crockpot if not an electric cauldron?

[nick @NickLelloJr]

smh even the ancient Greeks had a wine pouring robot
https://t.co/ROlqFP53Va

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Optimus just poured a drink and didn’t ask for a 25% tip on an iPad.

Just put $10M more into Tesla stock

[nick @NickLelloJr]

@kcmunoz_ when all the world is cooked it is the chef who cries