The more people tell me how much more time I should be spending in Claude and other AI tools the more I find myself wanting to spend more time physically present with actual people.
Just sent @Groupon management a live product redesign and working codebase to unlock the massive potential in company.
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Well, Iโve never met him. My first experience was Valeant โ a puzzle for me early in my financial analysis years. That was a great one
I do think he knew exactly what market reactions to his words would be and that he could smash a grab by exaggerating some of his claims. And bully stocks.
I just think it sucks because most people think activist short selling is all smash and grab
Vs a healthy component of the market and the marketplace of ideas
@CodfishJohnny@muddywatersre Dude look at his tweets and statements about companies
Directionally the verdict was right. Especially if you coordinate with hedgefunds
@DeLaMurphy Not really. Thereโs very few left
And my view is that Left ended short-selling careers being extremely hataeable and often blatantly wrong on core facts later in his career.
Made a hard business even harder
Itโs appalling Cliffwater says they have 2 years of liquidity. Here are the facts:
Latest annual report:
Cash: $581mโจUnfunded loan commitments: $6.1B +โจAnnual fees/expenses: $1.0BโจNet assets: $31.3Bโจ5% quarterly gate: ~$1.6BโจQ2 redemption requests: ~17%, or ~$5.3B
So cash covers ~10% of unfunded commitments and ~0.4 quarters of the gate.
They can borrow about $4.4B more on committed facilities, increasing leverage on a ~1.5x look through.
The SEC doesn't ask whether a liquidity presentation is optimistic.
It asks whether it's complete.
Investors should demand a reconciliation from headline liquidity to net liquidity after unfunded commitments, fees, and expected credit losses.
Potential areas to reference:
1. Investment Company Act Rule 22e-4 (Liquidity Risk Management) โ if a fund presents liquidity in a way that could be materially misleading relative to actual redemption capacity.
2. Securities Act Rule 156 โ prohibits materially misleading statements in investment company sales literature.
3. Exchange Act Rule 10b-5 โ prohibits omissions of material facts necessary to make statements not misleading.
4. Investment Advisers Act Sections 206(1) and 206(2) โ anti-fraud provisions covering misleading disclosures to clients.
$CCLFX
$CCLFX HAS UNFUNDED COMMITMENTS to the managers of their Private Investment Vehicles of:
$6.84 BN as of March '26
THIS NUMBER IS UP $2.16bn from the March '25 number of $4.68bn.
What happens when/if these managers draw on these commitments during the next year?
Blackstone is the worst โS tierโ lender.
If they want to slow down outflows somewhat, ask:
โWell, are you looking to allocate to Cliffwater ?โ
If โmaybeโ :
โYou realize ~15% of their loans are underwritten by us. And we donโt give them access to every loan.โ
@blackstone
Hunter Biden is a dime a dozen in an AA meeting. Heโs telling jokes youโll hear from a dude with a face tattoo in a church basement on any given Tuesday afternoon. You guys just donโt know any drug addicts.
In March, Blackstone paid every BCRED redemption to reassure clients.
In Q2, 10% wanted out. The cap is back to 5%.
The reassurance lasted one quarter.