Patrick Mahomes on 4th down: “This fu***** never fu***** works.”
Tricks the Raiders defense to think he’s not gonna call the play…
Proceeds to snap the ball and get the first down.
Brilliant.
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What's the alternative? You aren't getting younger.
I asked a surgeon once if 30 was too late to go to med school. I would have been 40 to 42 before I was fully finished with residency. His answer stuck with me forever.
He said, "You can be 42 and a surgeon or 42 and not a surgeon, but you are going to be 42 regardless."
I didn't go to med school, but I am now 43 and I took every chance in business that I could. Because I could be 42 and financially ok or 42 and broke, but I was gonna be 42 regardless.🤷♂️
@ShmadsYoDad@Austin_Vols I literally stated nothing but facts, no hate. “Burner account” its literally my twitter that has my fucking name dipshit. Im not hiding anything.
@ShmadsYoDad@Austin_Vols That doesnt change the fact they were using the playoff game as leverage to try and get more money.
Also you seem like you need a hug, are you okay?
WAIT A SECOND
I just realized yesterday Tennessee got to see what it’s like being in the big ten.
Stomping out a cupcake and watching the SEC eat itself alive, while simultaneously moving up in the rankings for doing nothing
I see why they like it now 🤣