Nick Petri

Retired 65 ish conservative who is happily married and has a sick sense of humor. If I had known retiring was this much fun, I would have done it 30 years ago.

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@NancyMace @jackunheard Why would you want to punish the treadmill??

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@TaraBull Asymmetric Bangs. Is that the PC way to say shitty haircut??

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@DerrickEvans4WV Why does it have to be a missile? They have suicide bombers FFS. You don't think they could find somehow to smuggle in a small nuke??

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@GitRDoneLarry Well hell man. You go where the bathrooms have attendants? I'm lucky the ones I use have towels to wipe your hands. Guy in the bathroom with camera & microphone usually gets the shit beat out of em.

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@IfindRetards Why does our new building smell like shit???

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@IfindRetards Retardants

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So our 12 yr old female pug had her last eye removed due to an infection. No warning, no scratching, it just blew out her eye. So we have her with the cone of shame lying in bed with her trying to keep her calm. She has taken a liking to laying in bed and sleeping most of the day. I kinda like it too.

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@TRHLofficial Ya know everybody complains there are too many laws and regulations and then we complain about NOT passing more. Very similar to crappy roads and then the construction to fix crappy roads.

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@handleitgrips You touch my dog, you die MF.

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@TheBabylonBee Until your wife drives into it.

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@mattvanswol What happened to "the friends"??? Where did they go??

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@Kentuckygirl1 If you had asked my dad that question, I can state for him "Are you insane?" My fault, middle child. Older sister was smart, younger brother was an oops. I was just "there"

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Well this ought to substantislly lower the total cost.

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JUST IN: Ted Cruz says he wants Trump's $5,000 dividend given to only people who work

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@patriotgirl776 Social security is paid for by workers and employers, not the government. It is "our money"

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@madisonclaccy9 Luv every minute. Much better than a hooman

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@CardioFixer @ChatByCC Did you ever notice how liberal women are always angry and conservative women are always smiling. And the liberals look like they got hit with an ugly stick??

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@helpus20231 @RobertaFresque2 A horror story

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@valleysqueenx The gray wolves are numbering in the thousands and costing ranchers billions. All herds need culling.

[Nick Petri @NickPetri57]

Always confident, always upbeat, always compliments, always funny, until it is not time for compliments and jokes. Then The President starts showing the world what it means to be The Greatest Country on this planet.
Too bad too many hate him since he has never done anything to them, they just listen to people who hate this country.

[Nick Petri @NickPetri57]

What caused us to go from "How can I help" to "Who can I sue"?