Samurai Jack

Louisiana resident

[Hail State Stool @HailStateStool]

I am very excited for this 11AM kickoff. We should be done in plenty of time to watch the absolute thriller between LSU and McNeese

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

Ray Guy Award Punter of the Week 💪

@tylerwhite2023 | https://t.co/MtoKAxrd9e

[CAMELCAST OFFICIAL @CAMELCASTOff]

I've seen the most reasonable women in my life vehemently defend Lindsay Clancy. It's a very strange situation. Every time I mention that 3 kids are dead, they say. "That's not the point."

Dang. I kinda thought it was.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Here’s the official story so far: a random 20 year old acting completely alone walked within 150 yards of a presidential campaign rally with a rifle, climbed onto a rooftop in full view of Secret Service snipers, set up his shot and fired without anyone intervening and with no help from anyone. This 20 year old is also so politically radical as to attempt an assassination and yet not radical enough to have ever posted any political writings or commentary on any social media site ever in his life. He also wrote no manifesto and left behind no indication about why he did it. His last and only political act, before attempting to kill the Republican candidate, was to register as a Republican. You must believe this and ask no questions about it or else you are a conspiracy theorist. And one thing we know about assassination attempts is that there’s never any conspiring involved.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Man Who Agrees With The Media, Universities, Corporations, And Hollywood Thinks He's Part Of The Resistance https://t.co/lksLV5C6o0

[Florida’s Voice @FLVoiceNews]

BREAKING: DeSantis responds to Trump ReTruth accusing him of being a "groomer"

"I'd just say this. I spend my time delivering results for the people of Florida and fighting against Joe Biden [...] I don't spend my time trying to smear other Republicans."

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

I cannot emphasize enough how badly you need to watch this North Korean propaganda video right now.

It will forever change your understanding of film as an artistic medium.

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Will Smith I am so sorry i wasn’t your mother

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Noticing a bit of a pattern here

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

become ungabagoovernable

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

Virtue signaling can only take Ben and Jerry so far

[Jordan Antley @Jantley22]

If anybody needs their yard mowed or house power washed send me a text! [phone]

[UFC @ufc]

Talk about a line up! 🙌 We’re headed back to NYC and we’re not coming empty-handed!

#UFC268 Tickets on sale Sept 17th! Visit https://t.co/YzVPhY2GlF for more info!

[BLACK ADAM SCHEFTER @B1ackSchefter]

Alex Caruso after 2 months in Chicago:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Flawless form

[Reginald  @Sheer__Opulence]

Me walking pass idiots waiting at a restaurant after placing my order online