Nick Rushton

Director @ Zephyr

[Eliezer Yudkowsky ⏹️ @ESYudkowsky]

Me: Can you draw a very normal image?

ChatGPT: Here is a very normal image depicting a tranquil suburban street scene during the daytime.

Me: Not bad, but can you go more normal than that?

(cont.)

[Alex Buraks @alex_buraks]

You probably heard about Yandex, it’s the 4th biggest search engine by market share worldwide. Yesterday proprietary source code of Yandex was leaked.

The most interesting part for SEO community is: the list of all 1922 ranking factors used in the search algorithm

[🧵THREAD]

[Nick Rushton @NickRushton]

@UberINSupport Payment for our ride from Jaipur to Agra failed to process so our driver asked for cash payment. After we had paid (cash) the card payment was processed and we therefore double paid. Support team has not been helpful and refused to refund us.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Can’t help feeling that somewhere, aliens are holding a telethon for us

[Maxim Mironov @mironov_fm]

Меня многие просят прокомментировать санкции.

Если вкратце, то мое научное заключение, как профессора финансов, доктора Чикагского Университета - это ПИЗДЕЦ.

И двойной пиздец, что жители России, даже образованные, в большинстве своем не понимают, что их ждёт.
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[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

The ‘drinking-at-work culture at Downing St’ is a phrase popping up a lot. Are our governors absolutely hammered most of the time?

[Cobie @cobie]

Found an influencer I don’t like’s plot of land in a particular metaverse project. Have purchased all the land surrounding it and am constructing a “prison” structure.

[Nick Rushton @NickRushton]

@cobie @bchesky Does no one remember the disaster that was Beetoken?

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'zephyr' (Old English): a soft, gentle breeze, as you might feel on slumberous spring and summer days.

From Zephyros, god of the gentle west wind.

[Nick Rushton @NickRushton]

@lucyprebblish You can still buy it as a standalone product: https://t.co/hsK8LSmY3R.

[Nick Hern Books @NickHernBooks]

Read our plays.

READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM!

[National Theatre @NatTheatre2Go]

we’ve turned the drum revolve into a water tank and put a giant squid in there and it is ~f u r i o u s~

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Helpful right wing conspiracy guide

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

This claim about how Communism starts is disputed.

[Cobie @cobie]

Imagine not having an immortal dog.

"Daddy, why did you let Spot die?"

"It's the cycle of life and death"

"My friend Cobie Jr's dog has been alive 60 years. All my other friends dogs are alive. Why didn't we buy Ethereum daddy? Spot is dead"

"I'm sorry son, I was a btc maxi"

[Cobie @cobie]

Oh and fucking sell everything when the tattoos start arriving. Your cousin Dave gets a Tron tattoo? Sell everything. Your Uber driver shows you his Binance ref code tattoo? Sell everything. Your nan has a QR code on her forehead? You know what to do.

[Cobie @cobie]

In a few months you’re going to consider getting an Ethereum tattoo. Use this tweet as a sober reminder that you don’t really want a crypto tattoo you’re just excited that you are temporarily not poor.