Nik Turk

[Nik Turk @NickSamtyler]

Check out this profile!
Sure, I’ve posted it before but it’s always good to craft a new playlist so jump on in. 125 songs with plenty more incoming.
And yes, you can tell your friends, I guess x

https://t.co/I2pT3cIuaH

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@cristinafoxtv Press all the buttons and see what floor I get? Balcony or basement. Maybe back room cellar?

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@blairgothgirl Are you a domino-ho-hoe?

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@Lindamillerprv Nothing to worry about, luv, it’s just reality buffering

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@lilianahearts84 So, are you a Mexican or a Mexi-can’t?

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@MSonea9 About £2.50? Nothing over a fiver. I need to pay the rent

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@Mahnoor18288159 Let’s see. Red head at night, shepherd’s delight. Red head in the morning, shepherd’s warning. Is that the one? Only I’m no shepherd, so who cares?

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@breesey_taylorx Solid suspension, I see

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@tatiananylon Demonic red bordering on green?

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@ginaaunfiltered Nah, but you’d be a great place to park my bike

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@cindariellaa For what? Canoeing?

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@teachmehelen1 @teacherhelenamy If you let me saw you in half and count the rings then I’ll let you know

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@BBFNews It’s up to you. If you love her enough then marry her. It shouldn’t really be my decision tbh

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@Marinaxbaeee 36 what, exactly? Please don’t say nipples

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@blairgothgirl Do you like mayonnaise? Fuck, thought you said condiment …

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@ettiefrostick55 Is that a new chopping board?

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@Berrydoll__ Knife, fork, spoon, crucifix and second hand copy of Necronicom Ex Mortis?

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@Marinaxbaeee Less a frankfurter and more a frank farter, eh?

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@sophiedee More a big ender

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@Jaymiijigsaw Just give me a moment to zoom in first. Woah, is that a zip or a ring pull? And do I win a prize if I pull out a golden one?