Nick Smith-May

If I heard more than others, it's because I stood on the toes of dwarfs.

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Excuse me for a moment while I slip into something more Freudian.

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@marlene4719 https://t.co/fbVHO73GG2

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@JoJoFromJerz @PaxNostrum He only thinks it's his fourth. Its actually number 19.

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@mjfree https://t.co/l6G3LN8HvS

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@Terrebelius Guess who else had a ballroom which was really a bunker…

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@DachshundColin In the US version of this game, the right answer would of course be "a martial arts arena". https://t.co/ErWt1EblxZ

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The White House looks like a meth lab that exploded

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@DieTukkerfries 😻

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@Damaan4u33 About time.

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@JoJoFromJerz @PaxNostrum He only thinks it's his fourth. Its actually number 19.

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@phillipskeates Only in for the Fox News, I guess?
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@Noirchick1 Toto loved him in Casablanca: "I bless the Rains down in Africa."

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@gemmaEdenham Whipma Whopma, isn't he that Dutch guy on the European Commission?

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@MysterySolvents

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@MsPocketRocket "En los autobuses"?

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@marlene4719 "That's inflation for you."

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@CSMFHT Hypothetical Action Role Play.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Current summary of right wing UK politics:

Conservatives - We've suddenly remembered lots of things we accidentally forgot to do during our 14 YEARS in government that we would definitely do straight away this time, promise

Reform - The Conservatives who messed the country up for 14 years were worried you wouldn't vote for them again so have made another party and are hoping you won't notice it's full of the people who messed up the country for 14 years

UKIP - We still think it's 1998

Restore - Led by a bore in need of a golf club. Been chucked out of Reform for being racist? We're the party for you!

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@Omni_Mythical @DLCampanile Don't they have an Own Gaul?

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@MikeJoPro Donald taking the Mickey.

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@MyTardis_ @KaiserKuo @VeritasEver More memes than most.

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@KaiserKuo https://t.co/NdrURVXTE2

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@LunarCitizens @AnnunakiQ2022 @KobeissiLetter Who might have given him that idea then?

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@django How else do you suppose the British Museum got its collection?

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@LunarCitizens @AnnunakiQ2022 @KobeissiLetter Who might have given him that idea then?