Nick Smith

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

@nikrichie she hates cars. Horses only

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

@NickSakai1 really weird you follow him

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

Giving a sperm sample might be the weirdest thing I've ever done

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

@NickSakai1 https://t.co/ETc4riHUSA

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

...aaaand Dustin Johnson's over it

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

Thanks @pelicanhill having me wait 5hrs for my hotel room.Looks like there's about 7 families in the same boat as me. Get your shit together

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

@NickSakai1 our next bet should be a name change... You would make a great Caitlyn

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

@NickSakai1 I don't like having the same first name and same initials as you

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

He's the worst! My least fav athlete in all of sports https://t.co/QSAzIRRsjM

[Nick Sakai @NickSakai1]

Watching this Adrian Broner fight to see what this dude is all about. His ESPN spots yest did little for his "it" factor, awful character.

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

@brandonroque https://t.co/rmMpS3fpxr

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

Great.Thunderstorms outside and I have an Asian pilot. I know their track record with driving. And those Malaysian flights. Bye guys ✌🏻️

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

Did we ever find out what Karl Malone used to say when he would shoot free throws?

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

@JimmyGreenup https://t.co/oLmYSScA9m

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

@Rgamch https://t.co/61rsGnekbR

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

I wonder what happened to the naked lady with mental issues that was walking around my neighborhood last night. 💭

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

Happy bday @therealdevin420

[Intermountain Childrens Health @primarychildren]

This mega donation from @MySmithsGrocery puts the total at $3,572,444. What an amazingly generous community we have!

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

Congrats on the anal https://t.co/UJK3plOtD9

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Who knew the city of Cleveland had brooms?

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

Me- "pick me up at tattoo shop". Uber driver- "I'm at chevron. What kind of chips do you like?" Wtf

[Nick Smith @NickSmithNS]

Well... That's the last tattoo I'll ever get in Utah.