Nick Horsley

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@peaporridge I’d normally be there but working away in poxy London. Had to watch it on my phone. City looked a bit toothless up front. So, being a Scottish lad, why Bristol City?

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@peaporridge just seen you on Alex Griffin’s YouTube channel! Didn’t know you were a Bristol City fan.
Uppa Towen!

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@RetroITFC Saw his name on the big screen at the game yesterday, he now sponsors George Hirst.

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@OntheBeachUK why would anyone want to be anyone like that bunch of cunt families in your tv ad? Fat little prick

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@tSHandJ 6.00 news bulletin Monday 20th October, you heard the newsreader say “morning Jeff” in the middle of a play out of a clip

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@tSHandJ Declan Mice

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@sniffpetrol Cavok Air AN-12. Noisy low humming bastard

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@SkyCricket those Vitality ad bumpers are so bloody annoying. I’ve had to turn off the sound and sync the pictures with @bbctms

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@Carpervert @sniffpetrol I’ve been pissing about with what3words for an hour now trying to find a combination of Smith and Sniff words to find a location. The best best I can find is ///flute.whistle.trombone which is somewhere in Alaska.

I have nothing better to do.

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@Carpervert @sniffpetrol

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@sniffpetrol @Carpervert surely the Panama hat with 360 cameras should be called the “Panamaramic”.
You can credit me when you patent it.

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@BBCBreakfast can this bloke talking about parking charges stop using the word “fine”. They are not fines, they are penalty charge invoices.

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@Carpervert Working away from home this week so had dinner in a pub. Upon leaving, I greeted the barman with a “cheersmatethanksmatebye”. A patron sat near the door looked at me and said “on that side of things”. I gave him a knowing salute, called him a meat whistle and left

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@sniffpetrol the angry welsh farmer actually wrote “piss off Biggles” on his farm roof.

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@smiffo86 good luck in the derby v Posh today! I know how much you hate that lot having destroyed a couple of PlayStation controllers when I played as Peterborough against you

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@tSHandJ clips of the week.
Two for one.
Thursday 6th at both 7:05 and 8:02 Alan mangled Raymond Van Barneveld’s name.
UPDATE. Again at 8:05

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@tSHandJ clips of the week.
Two for one.
Thursday 6th at both 7:05 and 8:02 Alan mangled Raymond Van Barneveld’s name.

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@HellsBellsy This week on A-Z is W.
W is for Wrestlers.
YOU SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!
Easy! Easy! Easy!

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@tSHandJ they didn’t accept cash at the turnstiles at the Vatican football tournament. They only accepted Papal.