nick

former peanut allergy table kid, gets brain freezes frequently

[nick @NickTorres21]

🐐

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

did RUTGERS just perfect the fumblerooski

[nick @NickTorres21]

i simply cannot bring it on home john b for much longer

[nick @NickTorres21]

NOOOO

[nick @NickTorres21]

just got called “king” at burger sir

[nick @NickTorres21]

hey batter, batter (with rizz)

[nick @NickTorres21]

did my skydiving instructor just pull an irish exit on me up here?

[nick @NickTorres21]

how am I supposed to eat this fried worm? if only there was a book telling me how

[nick @NickTorres21]

would I rather be loved or feared?

bro I’d rather you show me the carfax

[nick @NickTorres21]

if I see one more “this car climbed mt washington” bumper sticker I’m gonna gnaw through your delicious hubcaps and tires

[nick @NickTorres21]

I should call her

[Danny & 1 @SpicyNBA]

Would the big red boots make you better or worse at kickball

[nick @NickTorres21]

chest bumping the host/hostess when they say our table’s ready

[nick @NickTorres21]

guys enough stop saying I can do a backflip I can’t it’s getting out of hand. my mom keeps telling her friends on whatsapp that she’s proud of her acrobatic little man

[nick @NickTorres21]

@SpicyNBA him

[nick @NickTorres21]

normalize giving your uber driver noogies

[nick @NickTorres21]

george washington would have a field day at topgolf, I just know he would

[nick @NickTorres21]

british people prob can’t pronounce wawa

[nick @NickTorres21]

youtube to mp3 wrapped 2022

[nick @NickTorres21]

what do you mean I can’t wear my toyotathon jammies I bought for toyotathon to toyotathon

[nick @NickTorres21]

just got back from the year 2999, we ain’t underwater yet and homegirl was going through it

[Danny & 1 @SpicyNBA]

Imagine if the griddy was around when Jim Croce dropped Bad Bad Leroy Brown