Toby_Mlem

he/they
English is not my first language
everything I say is a joke
unless it's horny, then it's not

[Toby_Mlem @NickUkeBoy]

@hudnose What did I miss?

[kay ✩ @huddromi]

i wish hollanov had a proper wedding because i could totally see shane doing that trend where he takes a bunch of nsfw polaroids of himself and makes everyone give them to ilya one by one throughout the day and ilya just has to remain calm till everyone leaves

[𝐊𝐚𝐭 ‧₊˚ ☽ ⋅ @hauntedhotmess]

being fucked so hard from behind that you collapse forward and then they lean over you and use their weight to keep you completely pinned so you can't do anything but whine and take it

[lee @lovingmachlee]

biceps and bulges r so much better than dick pics to me idk why

[Toby_Mlem @NickUkeBoy]

@Imfranking I'm digging on my knees 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Toby_Mlem @NickUkeBoy]

@handsywoman I need more of that 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[brook ⋆˚࿔ @B_chaosx]

i like older guys who still get hard from a simple “hi daddy”

[Toby_Mlem @NickUkeBoy]

@bewildered_bi DROP THE LINK PLS IM BEGGING ON MY KNEES

[Toby_Mlem @NickUkeBoy]

Me and who?

[Wölf 🔞 @Wolf__Nameless]

A father who can't stop filling his son with his little siblings.

[ss @sugussy3]

clicking the author’s profile after reading a masterpiece and finding dozens of more fics about the same ship

[bella 🦇 @bloodyhollanov]

“2 likes isn’t a lot”
Imagine 2 of Hudson William’s fingers inside of you

[ʀᴇɴ🪦🕊️ @deaddovedreams]

And when I say I like age gaps, I mean BIG age gaps!!!

Don’t be afraid to de-age that 21 year old! Make them younger!! Make that old pervert feel guilty!!! Make people think they’re parent and child in public!!!!

Make 👏 it 👏 fucked 👏 up 👏

[Toby_Mlem @NickUkeBoy]

@ASadWeeGhostie @whimsfully

[the egg that fits snuggly in Ryland Grace’s uterus @Keith3374538670]

me reading angst that’s making me so upset that im nauseous:

[Toby_Mlem @NickUkeBoy]

@GhostWriter_tru Don't threaten me with a good time

[cat 🔞 @evillesbianyaoi]

being hyperfixated on a ship is embarrassingggg like when people are like “what are your hobbies” i can’t say “i read porn about the same 2 gay dudes again for the 79634th time

[Toby_Mlem @NickUkeBoy]

I did not expect daddy kink there

[Toby_Mlem @NickUkeBoy]

ILYA AND SVETA ARE MARRIED?! WHAT THE FUCK

[Toby_Mlem @NickUkeBoy]

@dwhimsicalmen Yes please I'm begging 🙏🙏🙏

[raquel✷ | chaotic @raqvelreads]

most handsome man in the NHL everyone