Nick Warfe

Musician. Singer. Songwriter. Filmmaker. Actor. Writer. Gamer. YouTube: WIZARD LEAGUE

[Nick Warfe @NickWarfe]

“Twitter” is now for the republicans.

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Ugh, I never know what to get Jesus for his birthday.

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@elonmusk dude, you should decide the new CEO Willy Wonka style.

[Tom Anderson @myspacetom]

@elonmusk Depends who you get to run it ! 🤔

[Nick Warfe @NickWarfe]

Hey @elonmusk daddy. Would you please buy Facebook too? I have restrictions on my account right now for posting a scooby doo/Sleepaway camp drawling and I just feel like that’s absolute bullshit. I deserve to be pardoned for this crime.

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

So you you like The Beatles huh?

You mean THE DRUGGIES?!

(Rumor is those guys were frequently doped up)

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@seanhannity I’m watching your show right now. You’re a big piece of shit.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Blue Lives Matter.

[Ryan Arey - Find me on Substack! @ryanarey]

It’s weird that Jar-Jar says to Anakin in TPM: “Meesa thinks the queen likes you, she’s pretty hot.”

Cause Padme is 14, Anakin’s 9, and Jar-Jar is a frog person attracted to mammals.

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I didn’t even know girls pooped.

[Ryan Arey - Find me on Substack! @ryanarey]

Well I guess this app is about to suck now.

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@ShelbyFist Fuck you. I’m literally outside of your room. You piece of shit.

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I just farted at work. And I’m praying my boss stays in her office.

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My favorite things are eating out my dog and not using commas.

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@ShelbyFist The award for biggest gay goes to…… (drum roll)
@ShelbyFist!!!!

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@ShelbyFist You’re ordering water at restaurants now?

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@ShelbyFist #WithTheDunk

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@Schwarzenegger @JoeBiden @ShelbyFist your dude knows.

[Nick Warfe @NickWarfe]

Just so we are clear. Fuck that pipeline.