Nick Watterson

Father of two | Banker | World Traveller | Terrible golfer | Co-Host of America’s Premier F1 Podcast

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@SEMolekwa @SheldonMiller And this is Mexico’s third time hosting the World Cup since it was in England

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@jonroche28 @001Oxygen Time zones, dude…

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@jonroche28 @001Oxygen She was in front of the TV with me at 4:30am watching England lose to Italy

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@NUCLRGOLF Duff it into the sprinkler head

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@Jamesinclair @florianederer It was certainly there in Terminal A back in early February

[Phil Rostron ⚽️👍🍻 @bigphil321]

Bloody hell, this hit home 💙💙💙😢😢😢

[BBC London @BBCLondonNews]

Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough 🎉❤️

The broadcaster who changed how we see the natural world.

#DavidAttenborough

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@rocknrollofall Oasis - Saw them at Madison Square Garden in 2008. They were incredibly dull

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@TonyIncenzo 1. Chesterfield
2. CD Tenerife
3. Charlotte FC
4. Derby County & Chesterfield
5. Sheffield Wednesday

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@Stevros1988 @FootyScran @NashvilleSC And a BJ…

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@VinnysCorner1 @JeffMumau Gout Gout is amazing!

Gout is not amazing.

Please tell me Gout Gout has a great pronunciation, and not just “Gout… Gout…”

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@VinnysCorner1 Only one of these is an Athlete… The rest are sportsmen. They are not one and the same.

Athletics is a sport. Athletes compete in it.

Other sports are also sports, but the sportsmen and sportswomen in those disciplines are not athletes.

Please stop getting them confused

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@SkyNews @RobHarris Just paid $530 each for match 80 (winner group L) in better location than $1,350 ‘Front Row’ category FIFA created to con people into buying the ‘last remaining seats’.

In my industry, penalties for market manipulation like this is up to 20 years in prison and $25m+ in fines

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@rydercup @TheAdareManor 💸

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

I absolutely fucking love council estates when the sun’s out the whole place turns into Benidorm. Kids screaming up and down the road on scooters with one wheel missing, someone’s Bluetooth speaker blasting tunes that sound like they’ve been recorded through a toaster, and at least three separate arguments kicking off over absolutely nothing. Then you’ve got lads outside their gardens like they’re security guards for a club that doesn’t exist, just nodding at everyone like they’re important. The smell of weed in the air, baby mums running for the ice cream van with their tits swinging all over in their vest tops, smack heads peddling about topless on their kids ben 10 bikes, corner shop rammed full of people getting the beers in, and the ladies walking around with their fannies eating their shorts and little crop tops on like they're in fucking Cyprus. Then you’ve got that one bloke who’s been mowing the same patch of grass for two hours straight, shirt off, red as a lobster, acting like he’s maintaining Wembley Stadium

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@AdamCrafton_ Here they are charging a $300 fee on resale of a ticket with a face value of $60… Aside from the fact that it should be illegal to sell something with a $60 value for $2000, FIFA are happy to let it happen because they are printing 💰

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@HillF1 @GoodwoodRRC @UnracedF1 And the other is a car 😁

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@KJ_Popp @edgaralandough Seriously. Just Google it. I’m from England, where it is £20 and my eye exams when I lived in Singapore were S$25

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@AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC By her calculations, they are losing about $95m per NFL season transporting Jets and Giants fans to the game