Nick Wisti

Dog Owner. Lincoln Memorial and punk enthusiast. Former Democratic Organizer (He/Him)

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Biden really needs to stop eating buckets of sand before speaking in public

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They say Coffin Flop isn’t a real show, but how come James Joyce wrote about it then?

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Excited to watch the @Lions tonight

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@BarDown I walked past Kris Draper at an MSU game and it took me a second to process, so about 50 feet away from him I yelled “Kris Draper!” and he turned around. All I could think to say was “I love your stuff.” He smiled and walked away

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What if we strip Chicago of their 1st round pick this year for the terrible things they’ve done and give it to literally anyone else? Give it to Edmonton or Toronto even, just anyone else

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Well that was one of the dumbest things I’ve seen a goalie do #NHLBruins

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While I’m generally in favor of @ErinWisti shutting the fuck up, intimidating journalists in a masturbatory press release is a weird way to do it

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LAUSD contractor Daphne Bradford issued a press release calling for the resignations of Knock LA reporters @JonnyPeltz, @ErinWisti, and the head of Students Deserve. We stand by our reporting, and also condemn the effort to silence both students and journalists (1/5):

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Just the start the @MapleLeafs drew up

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Toronto gets a lot of hate, but it’s clearly crossing a line for @Buccigross to call it the Ohio of Canada. Just a disgusting thing to say

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The most beautiful dog

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I’m beginning to suspect that not only does John Cena not have a doctorate in Thuganomics, but that no university or college even has such a program

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No matter how many times I do it, it will never not be funny to me when someone asks “what is she/he?” about one of my dogs and I get to look at them like they’re an idiot and say “it’s a dog”

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@halomancer1 You know the last supper? Imagine 3,846 times as many people. Then add 2 more

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The NHL needs to do something about officiating. They are making the game unwatchable

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Is the goal of NHL officials to make sure no calls are consistent? That was the exact same play as Larkin’s. It’s the same inconsistency with goalie interference, kicking the puck, and cross checking being penalty except if you’re dangerous hitting someone into the boards do it

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Reason 286 why the NHL is better than the NFL: the Stanley Cup is presented to the players, not the billionaire that owns the team

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I thought for sure Marner wanted PK Subban to give him cocaine #NHLAllStar

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You know what, fuck you too @Spotify. Maybe I am sad girl

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Pretty shocking to find out Michael Rasmussen’s father is a person and not a wolf or some other ferocious beast #LGRW

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@ErinWisti Never met an Erin I liked