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[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[BankingSlut @bankingslut]

@the_P_God Yea it says you had to walk past 48B

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

I will vote for whichever candidate promises to have this guy executed live on television in 2028

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Oh so now she’s for people getting shot

[Max0r 🔜 GREEN🫛 @realMax0r]

just learned that the horse kidslookintouchable is called that because his parents are named "kids classic style" and "lookin touchable"

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

straight up Nazi shit

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me.

His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard.

This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

[Matti @matticure]

This looks like a gay porn parody

[yesber @yesbercs]

back in the game

[Portillo's @portilloshotdog]

In the name of the gravy, the bun, and hot giard – we introduce The Leo: divinely seasoned Italian Beef, baptized in gravy.

order now: https://t.co/iAAUd1ns2a

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

The average American has 3 eggs, but has demand for 15. So here are 12 photographs of eggs. I am a business man.

[Alex Tabarrok @ATabarrok]

Wow. If it were not for President Trump, 1/3 of the US population would have died in the last 100 days.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

it’s simultaneously a deadly bioweapon created to destroy america AND just a mild cold totally safe to breathe onto babies, no big deal

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers
https://t.co/TAbMM2SBsA

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

Cue the choreography and merriment.

#Severance has been renewed for Season 3.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

missed connections is so sad and romantic

[Evan Sowards @EvanSowards]

The average person is so, so much dumber than anyone understands

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

we let an 8 year old baby die to save less than 12 cents a day