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Author of VILLAINS NEVER DIE, PULLING STRINGS, and FRIGHTFULLY EVER AFTER / Mega-Dad / Makes a good stir fry / No, like, cooks one. Would not be tasty in one.

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#readandreview all three of my #books on Amazon and Goodreads, then get in touch. I'll mail you a #free #signed copy.
#amwriting #writerslife #scifi #superheroes #villainsneverdie #pullingstrings #frightfullyeverafter #giveaway

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OKAY, I'm looking for a #sensitivityreader who has first hand experience with the #irishlanguage, preferably Irish dialect of the 1800s. This is for a short story and I do pay. DM me.

#sensitivityreading #irishdialect #historicalaccuracy #shortstory #scifi

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@indyfromspace @thankyou_bham Fairytale magic meets guns, drugs, guts and gore galore.
And sex.
With witches.

https://t.co/40zObCda2N

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@indyfromspace @thankyou_bham Superheroes, diversity, representation, action, and a LOT of sarcasm.

https://t.co/AII7Jd0Sou

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@indyfromspace @thankyou_bham A psychic secret agent at the end of her career goes out for one last collar. Everything goes wrong. A slow burn action thriller.

https://t.co/Z5j3ZS0MjA

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@alexis_writes1 Fairytale magic meets guns, drugs, guts and gore galore.
And sex.
With witches.

https://t.co/40zObCda2N

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@alexis_writes1 Pulling Strings - A psychic secret agent at the end of her career goes out for one last collar. Everything goes wrong. A slow burn action thriller.

https://t.co/Z5j3ZS0MjA

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@alexis_writes1 Villains Never Die - golden age villains vs golden age heroes vs time and its relentless march https://t.co/fIlJ4GVTjM

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@BugDoc100 *wails home cookingly*

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@BugDoc100 OMG I need three of these ASAP where where where?

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@jessav_writes I tried to address this directly in Pulling Strings - SF thriller with a protag that's older and still can kick any man's ass https://t.co/vaR0zygA9y

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This might be the single greatest comic ever drawn
https://t.co/sae7em1hbE

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Is it just me or does the pink death blob look like Texas?

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

In the days leading up to Christmas — one of the busiest travel times of the year — two extreme, disruptive and dangerous weather systems will affect large parts of the Lower 48 states... So much to unpack. Read our briefing: https://t.co/Fy24ODpc8I

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@GreaterKanagawa @AAAAAWTFAAAAA

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Why use words at all? True literature is buying a ream of paper, screaming at it until your lungs bleed, binding it, selling it, and letting the reader simply absorb

[[dave ring] @slickhop]

Stop making your characters sigh. Stop making them nod. Stop making them move—it's too dangerous. Dialogue tags are for posers; if the craft is there, the reader should be able to tell when someone is speaking. The word just should only occur in your manuscript 11 times. Show don

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Classic

[Kris Wilson @_KrisWilson_]

It's that time of year where I post this one

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If you like this kind of dialogue, check out my superhero novel, VILLAINS NEVER DIE
#superheroes
https://t.co/LZCpSlGgvh

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"We've been in the field for days! I just wanna sleep in a bed."
"Bed can wait, I'd give your left nut for a shower."
"Take both, Cap. You need two showers. I can smell you from here."
"I will shoot you. You know that, right?"

#amwriting #scifi #writersoftwitter

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@borbalabranch I once heard glitter described as Crafting Herpes and I'll never be able to think of it as anything else

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WHERE IS YOUR RED-COATED JOLLY GOD NOW!?!?

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@Theloverboy07 @OTerrifying