Nick Harding

can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

[Nick Harding @Nick_Hardingg]

1) this pretty much sums up the last three years of college

2) the labels.

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@emily__annee Someone should of recorded that and posted it on worldstar! Easily 100K views and major clout for Dover

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Isn’t it a little weird how normalized it became for at least one kid to vomit in class per week in like 2nd grade?? And the teacher’s solution was to cover the ground in SHAVINGS from the PENCIL SHARPENER until a janitor came?????

[Nick Harding @Nick_Hardingg]

The only reason why Monday’s are a good day is because the Discover Weekly playlist finally refreshes

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@tomandmartys sleep

[Nick Harding @Nick_Hardingg]

Mom can you come pick me up I’m alone in my room listening to FINNEAS

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@KC_57 @relientK What do you recommend for someone that needs an immediate boost in testosterone, doc?

[Nick Harding @Nick_Hardingg]

Here’s an idea: vending machines FULL of Girl Scout cookies (only the good kinds tho) on all college campuses

[Nick Harding @Nick_Hardingg]

@KC_57 Hoth in the Winter, Bespin every other season

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@KC_57 @tomandmartys ur dumb

[Nick Harding @Nick_Hardingg]

@tomandmartys face

[Nick Harding @Nick_Hardingg]

Alright, who do I need to sell my soul to so I can see Eddie Vedder live at least ONCE in my lifetime????

[Perfectly Cut Screams @AAAAAGGHHHH]

https://t.co/O6hvA8jBup

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

This Columbus Day, come into arbys and just hop behind the counter and make a sandwich or something. Fuck it. It’s your arbys now. Who gives a shit?

Enjoy Arby’s

[Nick Harding @Nick_Hardingg]

me: i LOVE TEQUILA it runs through my VEINS

*sets up IV bag filled with tequila*

*sets up another IV bag filled with lime juice*

*sets up a third IV bag filled with sodium chloride*

me: time. to. hit. the. fuggin. bars. 😎

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page.

[Nick Harding @Nick_Hardingg]

so I forgot to bring u a birthday gift on ur birthday to ur birthday party on ur birthday with a birthday gift, but here’s the next best thing. happy adulthood sueweemama, now u can buy UR OWN damn pods 😤🍾🤪#getsuebackto250followers

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@zach_pinto Dr. Wigglesworth is holding it hostage