Nick Kitchens

Fruity, Complex, Refreshing

[Nick Kitchens @Nick_Kitchens]

SOS there’s a straight man obsessed with carving pumpkins

[austin @jesuissupreme]

Kamala right now

[Nick Kitchens @Nick_Kitchens]

His face when I’m explaining how we should join an MLM to pay for a condo in PV

[Nick Kitchens @Nick_Kitchens]

“But my 401K increased a lot when he was president”

[Ben Meiselas @meiselasb]

Since the media refuses to report on it, let me share what happens at a typical Trump speech:

1. He comes out to the playing of the “January 6 Anthem” song which he recorded with some of the most dangerous J6 rioters in jail.

2. He brags how his song with the J6 rioters gets more downloads than Taylor Swift (it does not)

3. He spends a few minutes talking about passing cognitive exams, and how the audience would not pass the exam, but because he is really smart (he is not) he is able to ace the exam.

4. He praises Viktor Orban, the leader of Hungary, who Trump says is the most respected leader in Europe (he is not).

5. He praises President Xi and says he is very strong and rules over 1 billion people with an iron fist and Hollywood couldn’t find an actor as tough as President Xi.

6. He praises Putin and says people say it’s a bad thing he gets along with Putin but he thinks it’s a good thing.

7. He makes weird noises reenacting lifting weights with a trans woman and he says “mommy I can’t do it. Mommy. Ughhh, uhh, mommy help me.”

8. He says he doesn’t like seeing President Biden at the beach and says he has a better body than Biden (he does not)

9. He talks about his hatred of windmills and his hatred of electric cars. He says he would rather be electrocuted than eaten by sharks however.

10. He praises the J6 insurrectionists and calls them hostages.

11. He whines about his court cases, attacks prosecutors, judges, and witnesses, and then praises “the great Alphonse Capone” and brags he was indicted more than Capone.

12. He quotes Hitler and says immigrants are poisoning the blood of our country.

13. He says he wants to be a dictator on day 1.

14. He plays QAnon music, audience members often make QAnon sign with their hands, and he talks about how America is a failing nation.

15. He does a weird dance and leaves.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

I just want to live in a country where, when you are found to have raped a woman, it hurts your candidacy for president.

[Nick Kitchens @Nick_Kitchens]

Me reading Young Mungo

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The Glaswegian accent is on another level

[Nick Kitchens @Nick_Kitchens]

Nobody ever wants to talk about the psychological repercussions of serving cunt

[The World According to Eddy @oneandonlyEddyb]

This is my Last Supper. My Mona Lisa. My Sistine Chapel #RHOSLC

[Nick Kitchens @Nick_Kitchens]

@JramonG23 I’ll be watching this space for recs as well 😏

[Nick Kitchens @Nick_Kitchens]

I wonder if Freddie liked High Noons

[Nick Kitchens @Nick_Kitchens]

@DaviskCampbell Arkansas didn’t deserve you

[kim petras updates @kimpetrasupdate]

it’s factually proven!

🎟️ https://t.co/I0HWBIFKve

[Arkansas Times @ArkTimes]

Recognizing propaganda: Gov. Sanders uses distraction for media manipulation, by @ForARPeople1 https://t.co/pcMFCUxcod via @arktimes

[kristal @kristal1122]

I was today years old when I realized Arkansas borders Mexico.

[Nick Kitchens @Nick_Kitchens]

Coming to a wedding near you

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

President Biden was trying to provide students $10,000 – $20,000 in student debt relief.

By comparison, the average amount forgiven for PPP loans was over $70,000.

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

the Justice Department to Donald Trump

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

What happened in Tennessee is the latest example of a broader erosion of civility and democratic norms. Silencing those who disagree with us is a sign of weakness, not strength, and it won’t lead to progress.

[Arkansas Times @ArkTimes]

Drink every time Sanders says 'woke' tonight. #arnews #arpx https://t.co/R8WdscWouz

[Democratic Party of Arkansas @ArkDems]

Senator @clarketucker speaks out against anti-LGBTQ law #SB43:

“25% of the kids in our state don’t know how they’re gonna eat dinner tonight… The people of Arkansas sent us down here to make better laws than this.”