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local clown

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

I love ducks so much.

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

we will settle mars before they invent a car door that stays open when you open it.

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

it's actually your duty as a human being to knock these things off people's faces. What are they gonna do, beat you up? They bought gen 1 AR goggles, they definitely aren't gonna.

[Nathie @NathieVR]

Evan Spiegel showing off the new Specs AR glasses to the public for the first time.

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

27 years old getting really into Ween, should I end it all?

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

star trek the next generation

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

my dream blunt rotation is Grok, Claude, ChatGPT and Dinner with Jay-Z

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

everyone leave him alone he's French

[MLB @MLB]

When Victor Wembanyama threw the 1st pitch in New York 👀

[🤠 @will_selecta]

Kurt Vonnegut kinda nailed it with this one

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

we should all spend way more on clothes and buy way less of them

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

cool so if I have kids they have to compete with fucking Gattaca babies got it 👌🏼

[Gene Smith @GeneSmi96946389]

A friend of mine had her embryos screened by Herasight and they found one with an IQ score in the 99.99th percentile

[elham 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @eulerianham]

this protein psyop is making people who don't even go to the gym think they need to eat as much protein as professional athletes, it's genuinely ridiculous

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

we should kill them with weapons or our hands

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump and sons to be ‘forever’ exempt from tax audits, per FT

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

violence in indiana jones movies is so comedic but it really has me saying YEOWCH! that's GOTTA hurt!

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

I'm localbusinessmaxxing yes the cold brew at this coffee shop is worse than Starbucks but that doesn't matter

[James Harden @JHarden13]

I want women to cry and pour out they heart for me. And tell me how much they hate it when they apart from me.

[yogo🇭🇺 @yogobog]

LOOK AT MY LAWYER DAWG HE'S IN JAIL

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

lotion and practically everything should come in a ketchup-esque bottle it's insane that we use pumps for everything

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

people who get caught at a train while driving and do a u-turn.. genuinely what is your plan here

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

truly there is no more oppressed group in society than those who like to sleep in a little

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

I'm watching euphoria rn thinking every one of these broads needs to eat a sandwich every day

[schizo friend nick @Nick_Signore]

guys.. I'm afraid violence might have a place in our democracy

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Although we don’t yet have the details about the motives behind last night's shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner, it’s incumbent upon all us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy. It’s also a sobering reminder of the courage and sacrifice that U.S. Secret Service Agents show every day. I’m grateful to them – and thankful that the agent who was shot is going to be okay.