Nick The Jew

I'm your local Jew. No matter what happens I'll find a way to jew you. Know that.

[Nick The Jew @Nick_The_Jew]

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“@UberFacts: A survey of OKCupid users shows that Jewish men are the most likely to claim that they have never masturbated.”

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25 days of what??

I don't celebrate Christmas.

[Nick The Jew @Nick_The_Jew]

@christni15 @jhaspel397 @fessionspa but you sure are Jewish enough to make her pay for it #JewBabies

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Happy Halloween I'm stealing all the little kids Halloween candy and selling it for beer #JewishHalloween

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I'm dating Jen Markish. Hopefully she's ready for this adventure #ImGonnaJewTheFuckOuttaHer

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Brant asked me for a sip of beer so I chugged it and knocked him out with the empty bottle #ItsAJewThing

[Rhinestone Cowboy @SheetzHotDogs]

When the bottle doesn't break..💥😳 Brant Leuice https://t.co/16B1hRv0bl

[Nick The Jew @Nick_The_Jew]

Whenever I get a new can of snuff I automatically try to bum a chew from everyone around me so I don't have to open my new can #JewChews

[Rhinestone Cowboy @SheetzHotDogs]

Lmao nick really is the town jew tho 😂👌 @Nick_The_Jew

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Send me your stories about Nick being a jew and I'll tweet them.

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#StayJewish

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Went to that same party with the keg and made sure I hid it and stole the tap before it was empty. There were about 10 beers left #ImJewish

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I went to a party once and it was 5 dollars to drink out of a keg. I payed 3 dollars and said keep the change.

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I buy my own case of beer but still ask everyone else at the party for free beer #ImJewish