@fesshole She didn't see herself as a drinker and was horrified that someone thought that she was enough of one that they would think that a corkscrew was a suitable gift.
@fesshole They knew. Popcorn costs nothing if they had spare seats, it wouldn't have been an issue anyway. You'd have got the same result if you'd told the truth.
@IanHigton My favourite EG video ever was you two, with Johnny and Chris playing hungover Mario Kart, the day after the Golden Joysticks. Last man standing!
You'll have to just play with yourself now... 😬
@80s_Kidz If people are wondering, the last one is the intentionally misleading statement which gets people to ask what it is and increase engagement on the post.