Nick Van Wyk

if you know me, please navigate away from this page

[Nick Van Wyk @Nick_vanw1]

it’s a coffee table it’s meant to have toes on it

[Nick Van Wyk @Nick_vanw1]

it never matters what you say to whoever. if they want to hear it, let them hear it. live how you want to live and don’t let other people’s assumptions get to you

[Nick Van Wyk @Nick_vanw1]

what’s a mortgage? i’m glad you asked

i’m pretty sure it’s a set of payments to pay off a house on…hmmmm… let’s say… property .
but then peter griffin “took out a mortgage on the house”??????
idk man

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I just got #ordained online as a minister of the Universal Life Church! https://t.co/bNDq51aoM7 via @ulcmonastery

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yik yak might be the move

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nerf tricky steps

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so i walk in the elevator right? all sweaty cause i just ran, and hawaiis SUPER humid… then 3 ABSOLUTE BADDIES walk in, and i am dripping head to toe and probably smell like wet sock. good job nick, you’ve done it again

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why the hell do public restrooms have the crack in the stall so you can perfectly stare someone dead in the eyes as they wiggle the handle to check if it’s occupied

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Why the fuck did i just start bawling my eyes out over a dog tiktok at 11:30 on a school night

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sunsets got me all like *giggle* hehehOOOOOAAAAAAHHHehehe sunsetemoji

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i will never get tired of FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL… BEAR WITNESS

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i smell cream cheese and instantly get mad

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@TheMacroShow sad saggy

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