Nick

#BoltUp⚡️

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

@KingJames hey bro hope you're having a good day...... Want to join us in philly?? Peace

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Cleveland and New York watching the Western Conference Finals

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Saturday morning never looked this good

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX]

Finally I can buy something with Zyn rewards points I actually want

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Commuting to the office to take virtual calls 😍

[Giannis Auntiegotapoodle @TooMuchMortons_]

True definition of YOLO

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Not sure I've ever seen a full circle of dudes celebrating in the penalty box lmao

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Sidney Crosby when he watches Gritty eat a living penguin in front of him

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

You’re bearish? Trump is going on CNBC tomorrow pre-market and you’re bearish?

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

spent… $260k… paying down a mortgage… at 3.75%…

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

We really got a 76ers Vs. Celtics and Flyers Vs. Penguins playoff series happening in the same week

Philadelphia is going to reach DEFCON 1

Get ready for calamity

[Flyers Media Information @FlyersMediaInfo]

The Flyers made the playoffs after sitting nine points out of the second Wild Card spot on March 10. Per NHLStats, Philadelphia became the first team in NHL history to make the playoffs after facing that large of a point deficit through 60 or more games played in a season.

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Are you free after work?”

me after work:

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Excited for this meme to make a comeback

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

"Crude is below $100 again"

"It's going lower"

"No it's not"

"Do you know anything about oil?"

"No do you"

"No"

[NIK @ns123abc]

🚨 MICROSOFT ABOUT TO SUE OPENAI & AMAZON

>be microsoft
>invest $1B in openai
>gets exclusive azure cloud deal
>invest another $10B+
>gets rights to 49% of profits +IP
>Azure goes brrrrrr

>Altman lies to board, quietly launches ChatGPT
>board fires him for being a lying manipulative snake
>Satya goes to war for Altman. saves his entire career
>Altman retvrns in 5 days
>immediately purges everyone who purged him
>full control. no oversight. thanks Satya!

>fast forward to 2025
>OpenAI restructures from non-profit to PBC
>MSFT $13.8B is now worth $135B. 10x return
>plus 27% of OpenAI
>but gives up cloud exclusivity + profit share
>KEEPS API clause
>all API calls contractually MUST route through Azure
>Satya thinks life is good lol

>5 months later
>Sam Altman becomes strong enough to betray you
>"raises $110B round"
>doesn't need satya daddy's money anymore
>announces $50B deal with AMAZON
>$138B in AWS cloud commitments

>amazon and openai claim they built some cope called a "Stateful Runtime Environment"
>Microsoft lawyers hmmm
>Altman: it's not what it looks like. i can totally explain

>so it's technically not an API call because it's "stateful"
>and it's a... "Runtime Experience"
>totally di!erent thing
>pls ignore the TCP packets lol

>Microsoft engineers look at the SRE architecture
>"THIS IS NOT TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE without violating the contract."

*Satya finds out he's been cucked*

Microsoft exec literally tells FT: "We know our contract. We will sue them if they breach it."

>AWS quietly gives employees a memo on which words are legally safe lmao
>can say: "powered by" or "enabled by" or "integrates with" OpenAI
>cannot say: "enables access to" or "calls on" ChatGPT
>also cannot suggest frontier models are "available on AWS"

Microsoft: "If Amazon and OpenAI want to take a bet on the creativity of their contractual lawyers, I would back us, not them."

Scam Altman strikes AGAIN.

[0xMarioNawfal @RoundtableSpace]

Jensen Huang “OpenClaw is the new computer”