Nick Conley

It's hard to leave when you can't find the door.

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@DanoSoko *explaining to grandkids about the Coronavirus epidemic* - "and that is how Thursday imports at Plymouth saved mankind."

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@Megaaaan19 Aren't leg sleeves...........pants?

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@rikkigillihan A heated fencing match with a stop sign and a traffic cone.

[Netflix @netflix]

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

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@FayMichela "3 years ago from Memories"
"3 years ago from Memories"
"3 years ago from Memories"
"3 years ago from Memories"
"3 years ago from Memories"
"3 years ago from Memories"

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@Gfinity 😂😂😂

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@BMill_29 Did you go hang fliers too? I've seen this advertisement on every social media platform.

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My life started going downhill when @walmart stopped giving me a sticker.

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@Superstition_13 Proud*

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High winds blew over a pump roof of an abandoned gas station today. First ones on the scene within minutes of the accident........... scrap collectors.

Classic Erie.

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I can't be the only one that didn't know those things have bearings in them and shit

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Hey guys....

Stripper poles spin on their own...

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I, an ill-informed manchild, thought that stripper armpits where magically immune to the 'metal playground slide vs. thigh' effect.

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@NotNolanP Uhh.. sure

Ya, it's a metaphor

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@swagentagen Can I like this two times?

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@RachelTasker24 Who's Frankie Mercury?

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@sydney_link11 I think you should be more worried about cleaning up the baby shit.

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@nikineez @Curtisburkhart 👍 3 - others found this helpful

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