Nick Denny

[Bob Dwyer @bob__spurs]

In a world full of Djed Spences and Declan Rices.

Be a Djed Spence.

[Wanker Finder @IfindWankers]

Oi @grok, how many times has Keir Starmer said that he will use 'the full force of the law' when it comes to Muslim rape gangs within Britain on X?

[Nick Denny @Nickdennyy]

Great chance of winning the Prem and Champions league and all Arsenal fans can think of is Bruno 😂

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

The idea that Bruno Fernandes wins PFA Player of Year over @_DeclanRice is preposterous. Rice should win the Ballon d’Or too, he’s been the best player in Europe.

[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

Match suddenly upside down. Maguire with a hand on Evanilson that was lighter than Amad received for his penalty claim - but this time adjudged foul + red. Can’t square those calls.

#MUFC

[Leeds United @LUFC]

🕯️ On Holocaust Memorial Day, 81 years since the liberation of Auschwitz-Birkenau, we remember all those who lost their lives in past and more recent genocides

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇵🇹 @tunnarmcniarr]

Do you know how useless you have to be for Dalot to play over 100 minutes against you and he no collect one single swear from United fans 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Football clips @Mohqoshin]

Carrick clobbered Arteta 💀
#MUFC

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

we should’ve known Amorim was a scammer off the fact that he was wearing Moncler jackets, shit was probably fake too like the romanian he is

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Theo Walcott asked how Manchester United's 2008 team would compete against the current Arsenal team..

Wayne Rooney's response is class. 😂😂😂😂

[CK @stateoffooty]

Semenyo 4'

[Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷 @xAlexTHFC]

He saw the American Civil War
He saw every World War
He saw the Rise & fall of Soviet Union
He saw the invention of the Telephone
He saw the first flight with an airplane
He saw the moon landing

But after 192 years on this planet

He had never seen Arsenal win a European trophy

[Dean @DvW105]

@RedlingMUFC Yeah Dalot, when he came back from his loan spell.

[د @cuunhas]

get rid of dalot too for being his blood relative. he’s guilty by association

[george @StokeyyG2]

Mainoo on the way to Carrington this morning

[Nick Denny @Nickdennyy]

@forestmad80 You're an idiot 😂😂

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

From 5 points clear to behind Amorim’s United, well done to everyone involved👏👏👏

[Nick Denny @Nickdennyy]

Also the only team to play two terrorists in goal this season

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Man United had the toughest start to the season of any Premier League side according to OPTA's fixture difficulty rating... They are currently only two points off the top four 📈