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[liluziburt @NickelCBrett]

@vincestaples this was the highlight from today

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Avi Lewis: "The separation movement in Alberta has no point of comparison with the historic sovereignty movement in Quebec. This is a MAGA aligned, potentially funded, disruptive movement that has been really thrown into national prominence by Danielle Smith."

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

F.D.A. Blocked Publication of Research Finding Covid and Shingles Vaccines Were Safe — NYT

[liluziburt @NickelCBrett]

Cattail might be the worst golf course in north america

[liluziburt @NickelCBrett]

@Capribxdo @NHL @AnaheimDucks @EdmontonOilers @NHL_On_TNT @Sportsnet @TVASports 🫡i aint mad at ya

[liluziburt @NickelCBrett]

Whatever this year was, please never again #letsgooilers

[Top Tier Hockey @TopTierPucks]

Ranking NHL teams Arena Atmopshere

[The Evangelion Chronicler @DeathlyPrice]

The PS3 days were such an interesting time in gaming.

For example, Burnout Paradise had this neat feature where you could plug in a webcam, and when you wreck someone it would send a photo of you to them, you could flip them off or point and laugh for a photo, or. As majority of players did, have it send a photo of your penis to the person you wrecked.

Not only would it send them that photo of your penis in game, it would also save it to their hard drive where you could then print it out via the print feature.

[liluziburt @NickelCBrett]

Sums up the whole year at this point, cant leave games to be decided by shit like that #letsgoOilers

[Jezza the average golfer @goodlobster1]

The wife asked to do our 5 Hall passes last night

Hers
1. Ralph Macchio
2. Patrick Swayze
3. Simon Le Bon
4. Jon Bon Jovi
5. Jason Momoa

Mine
1. Her sister
2. Our neighbour
3. The blonde checkout girl at our local supermarket
4. Tracey who is a member of our golf club
5. My secretary at work

And now she isn’t talking to me

I can’t understand women 🤷‍♂️

[liluziburt @NickelCBrett]

@Capribxdo @NHL @AnaheimDucks @EdmontonOilers @NHL_On_TNT @Sportsnet @TVASports Well thank you for that

[liluziburt @NickelCBrett]

@blondehotcoffee Saskatchewan is always green

[liluziburt @NickelCBrett]

Just keep swimming

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

You meet your 16 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What will you say?

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

Walk as quietly as I can toward the couch and sit next to her. Lean in and softly whisper, “What’s your plan for dinner?”

[💍💍💍💍 @warriorsger]

The dopamine rush of scrolling through twitter after your favorite player had an all time great performance

[MaviFever (Metal Sonic fan) @TomEddswor3461]

@hasn4na Fuck gender wars everyone kiss each other rn

[anon @AlenaDaOG]

why are all dildos circumcised?

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[liluziburt @NickelCBrett]

@StretchDontMiss @ItsIshhV Save me a drop?

[liluziburt @NickelCBrett]

@bassesvictim @TristanBeMe101 If you work for the federal government