Nicki Joseph

[Tyler Kolek @tyler_kolek]

I swear I’m on the team bro 😂😂😂

[Jake Langbecker @jake_langbecker]

My mayor muslim
My bagel jewish
My saturday night live
Knicks in five

[Slim @onu_slim]

If your father or mother is above 67, please pause and read this slowly.

At that age, life begins to feel different for them. The world moves faster, but their bodies move slower. The things they once did effortlessly now require effort. Their strength is not what it used to be, and even if they don’t say it, they feel it.

What they need now is not pressure. Not stress. Not arguments about money or past mistakes. They need stability. They need reassurance. They need to feel safe.

If they have savings, protect it. This is not the stage for risky investments or “let’s try this opportunity.” It is the stage for preservation. Capital safety matters more than high returns. Peace of mind matters more than profit.

If they depend on you financially, don’t see it as a burden. See it as a privilege. The same hands that once carried you are now weaker. The same voices that defended you now speak softer. Support them with dignity, not pity.

And beyond money, give them something deeper.

Call them without being in a hurry.
Sit with them without checking your phone every two minutes.
Let them repeat stories you’ve heard before. One day, you will wish to hear those stories again.

At 67 and above, what they truly fear is not death. It is loneliness. It is feeling forgotten.

Take care of their health. Help them organize their documents. Make sure they are not being financially manipulated. Protect them from stress. But most importantly, protect their heart.

Because one day, the chair they sit on will be empty.

And no amount of money will buy back one more conversation.

[Jack Freeman @jackfreeman]

They mad at Druski for joking about megachurch pastors. But you’re not mad at megachurch pastors for giving him the material?

[David French @DavidAFrench]

The anti-vax movement is going to go down in history as one of the most sad, bizarre, and destructive social contagions of modern times.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY SHIT: Mamdani just called Trump a fascist standing right next to him:

Reporter: “Are affirming that you think Trump is a fascist?”

Trump: “That’s ok, you can just say it.”

Mamdani: Yes.

This is how it’s done!!

[🥷🏾 @Money_Diplomats]

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

To everyone who thinks Zohran Mamdani will force New York to be Muslim:

A Muslim has never knocked on my door trying to convince me to convert.

Just saying.

[sohom @AwaaraHoon]

Zohran Mamdani closes victory speech as mayor of New York to Dhoom Machale. This is like a Bollywood movie in real life 😭🔥

[Sam Parr @thesamparr]

My progress always looks the same:

Start → suck → grind for months/years with no noticeable progress → suddenly look up after a long time and it’s 3x better.

Fitness: no change for months. “why isn’t this working!?” then after 6 months of consistent behavior, I see a before/after photo and am unrecognizable. Then the after photo becomes the baseline for next 6 months.

Business: I feel the same for years. “I don’t feel like a better, more mature leader. Am I not reading enough books!?” Then one day I see my work from 3 years ago realize I’ve leveled up completely.

KEEP GOING! That’s the hard part!!

[Andrea C. Love, PhD @dr_andrealove]

I can’t believe this needs to be said.

TransGENIC mice

are not

TransGENDER mice

[Sitcoms Addiction @friendsadiciton]

“The One Where We All Lost A Friend” 💔

[Houston Astros @astros]

Playing this on repeat.

[Houston Astros @astros]

Houston legends. 🐐

[Brandon Davis @BrandonDavisBD]

This clip of Robbie Coltrane in the Harry Potter reunion was really impactful. Even more, now. ❤️

[fka sids @yungsids]

rip queen elizabeth i loved your performance in dhoom 2

[Khassie 🤍 @_Khassandra_]

A student from that elementary told a news reporter “he turned 9 years old today and didn’t think he’d make it home alive for his cake”
WHAT THE HELL 💔💔

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

this is insane