Notorious NICK

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

Yoh, I'm so fucked.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

What are the odds, we'd even meet? What does it mean, its meant to be.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

Take me with you when you go.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

I think its safe to say that I finally have all the necessities every student needs for their flat.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

Durban next week with the crew, lakka.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

I'm still drunk from last night.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

I literally crashed my car in my own driveway yesterday.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

I'm really glad we don't have to hunt our food anymore - I mean, I don't even know where sandwiches live.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

"@NixieWhite: You have a pretty damn good looking face." Shot.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

"@C_Mbadu: How do people go to gym everyday??" Most people drive there.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

I get too emotionally attached to series'.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

The best part about mothers day is the thrill of discovering all the undercover milfs.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

Why is a gorgeous girl like you not in my bed already?

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

Its quite funny to see how naïve people actually are to think that the elections wouldn't be rigged.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

COYB!!!

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

Shakira is the reason I'll never settle for second best.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

Yes yes yes!

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

Flanagan is probably the ugliest footballer I've ever laid my eyes on.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

If God really loved me, he'd make sure that I never see you again.

[Notorious NICK @Nickk_Stevenss]

COYB.