Dingo

here to scream

[NobodyDax || KH Funny Man @NobodyDax]

Honestly might be the hardest tweet of the modern age

[ymir ༯ @ymiritas]

reading my wedding vows but its just stuff naruto and sasuke have said to each other

[Tauric Norumbegan @AmeriCossack]

New England is perfectly fine, you guys are all just pussies

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

wheat sweater

[Fictional Authority @Fictionalathrty]

Average boomer who hates socialism when you suggest getting rid of their socialized retirement

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

The generation that ruined everything wants our help🤔

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how it feels to have never learned to code

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

Joining the holy crusade against AI on the side of the Catholics

That’s a sentence that would have deeply confused me five years ago

[ؘanitta ✦🎃 @dandelionyuno]

yo viendo que México se quedo a escuchar el discurso del genocida de Netanyahu en la asamblea de la ONU 💀

[bridget @pacinocrave]

in Massachusetts you have two options

1) gay club in the building where the pledge of allegiance was written

2) the covid-conscious lesbian bar in western mass

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Mamdani on this massive $131M DoorDash wage theft settlement

“If you keep trying to rip off New Yorkers we’d be happy to make history again”

No one goes harder than this dude I swear to god

[la lesbian fight club @unloversciub]

thank you to the dinosaurs who died from the asteroid that paved the way for humans to evolve and birth chappell roan

[ّ @o_____o]

this gotta be the love of my life

[Layla @LaylaUndercover]

Goat pope

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

“Aid in the region”

[Christy Stevens ᐰ @kchiki]

In case anyone was wondering, purple stars confirmed. 💜@NoMansSky #NoMansSkyCosmos

[💀Dani👻🇵🇸 @Danidoesmagic]

New 4 card combo 👀