Nicholas Miller

[Nicholas Miller @nicklemiller]

Halal bowl so surreal call that shit chicken kafka

[Nicholas Miller @nicklemiller]

How many goals did you score in McCarren pick up soccer tn? Jw

[Nicholas Miller @nicklemiller]

The world is an awful place

[Nicholas Miller @nicklemiller]

Spanish knight that’s going through a dry spell: Don Horrendous

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No let’s do the exact same thing as last night and bring in the exact same pitcher that was awful let’s do that again

[Nicholas Miller @nicklemiller]

If we get to second base can you guys just say that counts as a run pls

[Nicholas Miller @nicklemiller]

@Lj_era8 I recommend hitting up the old ladies sitting on coolers in flamengo they have big lunches for $2 in there

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Im pretty sure the worlds gonna end this weekend

[Nicholas Miller @nicklemiller]

@magg_aroni Aight

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@magg_aroni What would you know about steak

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At this time last year all my friends were men #overcorrected

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Hey buddy why don’t you quit being mean to journalists ok

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New opp just dropped

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nyc hinge so elite that instead of love it brought me a straight male roommate

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Pickup soccer game with exclusively Latinos and I’m the one yelling puta the loudest #españolmogged

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@magg_aroni That’s gotta be racist

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@magg_aroni NONE OF YOU BITCHES LNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT HUH

[Nicholas Miller @nicklemiller]

You don’t even want to know how Brazilians would pronounce Ridgewood