maggie

[( ~ . ~ ) @dreamgrladri]

babe that’s just my friend that I met on hinge

[maggie @magg_aroni]

it’s the kind of day where i send my horoscope to my therapist for her insight

[maggie @magg_aroni]

new coworkers keep saying im the best theyve ever had… heard that before 😮‍💨

[maggie @magg_aroni]

got a man in my dms treating this shit like it’s snapchat

[maggie @magg_aroni]

i play word hunt to quiet the demons

[maggie @magg_aroni]

today was a filler day

[maggie @magg_aroni]

white beans are the underdog of beans. im rooting for them

[maggie @magg_aroni]

had a dream there was a nuclear war and my biggest worry was whether my bunker crush would ask me out #priorities #likeifyouagree

[maggie @magg_aroni]

uber driver has 4 baguettes in the back seat with me. wishing him peace & love

[maggie @magg_aroni]

lead singers of bands should legally not be allowed to have girlfriends

[maggie @magg_aroni]

@nicklemiller “ahh my steak is too juicy”

[maggie @magg_aroni]

what if i fall?
oh but my darling, what if you qual?

[maggie @magg_aroni]

what’s it mean when u take ur adderall and 30 mins later u fall asleep

[maggie @magg_aroni]

yes those are my parents, NewDad and Soccer Mommy

[maggie @magg_aroni]

said “have a good day!” to someone and she said “you three!” what does she know that i dont

[maggie @magg_aroni]

if i send you word hunt it’s me bearing my soul

[maggie @magg_aroni]

nyc hinge so elite that instead of love it brought me a straight male roommate

[maggie @magg_aroni]

when your update finishes but theres a secret second more evil update 🫨

[maggie @magg_aroni]

you learn a lot about a man from his gamer tag

[maggie @magg_aroni]

beer before liquor never been sicker :(