Nick English

The official professional procrastinator of being successful.

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The typical beautiful loser

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Instigating a stupid conversation because you're bored https://t.co/fv5pP25pTk

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@AllisonVidro dawg freaking dawg

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@AllisonVidro omg so relatable I hate going to calc so so much

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@kchurch1 story of my life.

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It smells like Walmart in here.

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Sometimes happiness is not knowing the WHOLE story.

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Are you a good dancer? Yeah I do the one were you stand near a wall and be very judgmental.

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I hate the club but I keep going to club. Why must I always go to club?

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https://t.co/vjQvVyoTcE

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A lot of "Versus" this year. Iron man Vs Captain America, Batman Vs Superman and DJ Khaled Vs They.

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People need to multitask better. Get stoned with two birds people.

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Am I doing this right https://t.co/4ITju8hHlM

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"Bro, Water is like the pussy of drinks" -some frat dude in some frat house

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I like the put receipts in my wallet because it makes me feel like I have money

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With my newish lesbianish haircut I feel weird to dance to Justin Bieber. #clublife

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I feel like every gender can agree that "overprotective" dude thing is just annoying.

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Love the club. Nothing beats standing next to a stunning women and not understanding a word that comes out of her mouth.

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You know you're getting old when you have to stop thinking that girls are hot on the Disney channel

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Podcast Away #MakeAFilmHip