Nicky

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Islam Makhachev just tried talking Alexander Volkanovski into coming to Dagestan for 2-3 weeks 😂

“Don’t say like Demetrious Johnson, ‘I have to ask my wife.’ Don’t say that bro.”

“I will have to actually ask my wife…” 💀

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

She is a jersey chaser.

I am famous and rich

Kind of a match made in heaven

This is a DM, right?

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

MUSIC ADVICE FROM UNKA CHAEL
(You'll get a few of these a week from now on)
Today's list:
GOOD, BUT OVERRATED, GUITARISTS
1} HENDRIX
2} BECK
3} PAGE
4} CLAPTON
5} HAMMETT
6} EVH
7} SRV
9} BRIAN MAY
10} KEEF

Next: Guitarists who are better than their reputations

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

A defender in Uruguay clears the fucking ball and it causes a car crash 😭😭😭

[The MMA Archive @TheUFCArchive]

When Nick Diaz & Nate Diaz did some shopping and shadow boxing #UFC

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

DDP vs Joe Pyfer. Book it!

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Dana White just said the UK didn’t allow ring girls unless they included ring boys too 😭

“Don’t even get me started…”

[Futebol Nostálgico! @futnostalgico]

Esse domínio + passe do Ronaldinho é um deboche. 😍

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

In Wolf of Wall Street, Jon Bernthal says he improvised “Ma, we got chicken or what?”

“It was never even supposed to be my mother’s house. They just wired us for sound just in case.”

“Again, even though there was no lines written in the scene, it was supposed to be something we were gonna shoot in five minutes.

“It was just supposed to be a shot of me working out.”

“We worked out this whole relationship and, you know, yelling to the mother in the house.”

“And I remember the next day… Marty walked in… and he said to me, ‘Man, I saw what you did yesterday. It was great, it was great.’

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

He’s 48. You called him 73. Your attempt to lick his feet caused him to burst into tears.

What a jerk you are

[Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity]

"You won't remember when you were free and most people will be fine with that, but you and me will be dead"

The greatest Tim Dillon monlogue of all time...

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Surgery done.
Knee repaired.
The doubters can keep talking.
I didn’t run from the pain.
I walked straight into it.
Now the real work begins.
Comeback season starts now.
No shortcuts. No excuses.
Just the will to rise again.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

You will never meet someone of any color who isnt a little racist and if you do i guarantee they're gonna be a cunt and you're gonna hate them.

Racism is the building block of all interracial friendships.

[Nicole @MtDewSocialiteX]

I think the reason I’ve felt stuck in my life is I’m stuck in the physiological/safety zone of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. I’m so focused on work, my health and putting a roof over my head I don’t have a lot of time or energy for things like looking for love. In a committed relationship you agree to share the burdens of life but when you’re single you have no one but yourself to rely on. So basically I’m stuck in a vicious cycle. Sorry this isn’t more of a glamorous tweet about sex or a pretty selfie but the truth is often not glamorous.

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

Well let’s take that into consideration Amby. You have had a life of success and you are very beautiful. No no, i’m
kidding.

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

You are hurt Andy. What happened? Talk to Uncle Chael.

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

🚨 Conor McGregor announced he’s getting knee surgery today

“Surgery number 5 of my career coming up.”

(via @TheNotoriousMMA)