Nicky Joe Q

Masked Marvel, Horseshoe thrower, midget lifter, swamppool gator washer, professional champion couch crasher, expert wingman and travelling salesman

[Nicky Joe Q @NickyJoeQ]

***hits blunt*** it's called The Mall because if you been to one, you been to them all. ""cough""

[Nicky Joe Q @NickyJoeQ]

@laplanck Happy birthday buddy. Do you know there werent violation that preceded the storm? Before you go all Ayn Rand on us hurr.

[Nicky Joe Q @NickyJoeQ]

It's on like Donkey Kong and Ima bust out that barrel like a 300 pound gorilla babe NINTENDO NINTENDO!

[Nicky Joe Q @NickyJoeQ]

@blairxo Hurricane. Maria. Summer 2021 -- Hurricane Nicholas. And the Natl Weather Svc reserves the letter Q ONLY FOR THE MASSIVIST HCANES ON REC

[Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32]

I apologize if this is too inside baseball but cork, yarn and some rubber.

[Nicky Joe Q @NickyJoeQ]

This phone is actually a GPS ankle device/pizza ordering device combo

[Nicky Joe Q @NickyJoeQ]

@jenyamato dont be scurred

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

Someone clearly didn't think that through.

[Nicky Joe Q @NickyJoeQ]

Facebook is like a nude beach. People like to put everything out there, but it's usually stuff you don't care to see.

[Nicky Joe Q @NickyJoeQ]

My Uncle's dying wish was to have me sit on his lap... only he was in the electric chair

[Nicky Joe Q @NickyJoeQ]

Will these MAGA types leave us alone after it was evident the Russian fighter was darker than the Mexican fighter?

[Nicky Joe Q @NickyJoeQ]

@KamalaHarris Why are you taking credit for this?

[Nicky Joe Q @NickyJoeQ]

I recently got very, very hot but can't make my 20 year HS reunion because I'm in the Burn Unit

[Nicky Joe Q @NickyJoeQ]

@jenyamato Jen this has serious potential to be "Boxing Helena" bad

[Nicky Joe Q @NickyJoeQ]

Im not weird. I just work parttime at the weird annex.

[Nicky Joe Q @NickyJoeQ]

What happened to the Sour Patch Adults

[Nicky Joe Q @NickyJoeQ]

I'd rather eat off of Pizza the Hutt than eat at Pizza Hut

[Ben Pershing @benpershing]

Finally, we hit back. https://t.co/yXE5BLiPkT