Nick Foster

Activist, pacifist, journalist. ((Fictional Character #TSW))

[Nick Foster @NickyNoFun]

Hashtag Illuminati Confirmed

[Nick Foster @NickyNoFun]

Man I want that shirt. https://t.co/qrUH1UyT0X

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Tonight in Portland I was reunited w/ the legend himself, Ural Thomas, from the Portland episode of #UnitedShades! #StayStrong

[The New York Times @nytimes]

How these orphaned orangutans lost their families https://t.co/i1fUbCLCVz

[io9 @io9]

Some sadist a Donald Trump speech through Google's neural network https://t.co/ajBeRT5iCG

[CNN Your Mom @CNNyourmom]

20 Adorable Photos Of Manatees Doing Your Mom

[Nick Foster @NickyNoFun]

@DJDaydreaming If there are ten of them are they still arms or do they become tentacles?

Hashtag I've Seen Enough Hentai...

[Nick Foster @NickyNoFun]

@DJDaydreaming The arms are all just metaphors, anyway. So you could totes have ten metaphorical arms.

[Nick Foster @NickyNoFun]

@DJDaydreaming I see you were going through old cook books and found the recipe for awesome.

[Nick Foster @NickyNoFun]

Another nominee for best shirt 2016 https://t.co/79cY2e2BNZ

[Nick Foster @NickyNoFun]

"Do you have cherry Coke?"
"It's Coke and Grenadine. Is that okay?"

When would that ever not be okay?

[Nick Foster @NickyNoFun]

@DJDaydreaming And then we can climb to the top of the world and scratch our initials in the sky like it's a tree in the park down the lane.

[Nick Foster @NickyNoFun]

@DJDaydreaming Also I'm totally 1000% down for ferris wheel makeout. Or like... up for it? Wherever we are on the ride at the mo.

[Nick Foster @NickyNoFun]

@DJDaydreaming Totally not me. He has shoes on - wouldn't let a little thing like the arctic force me to bundle my feet.
Hashtag Hobbit Lyfe

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

An empress falls pregnant with midnight.

[Nick Foster @NickyNoFun]

Hashtag Illuminati Confirmed https://t.co/bBksaeyET6

[Breaking News @BreakingNews]

Local media: Hostages released, gunman reportedly dead after 6-hour standoff in Sydney following shooting - 7 News https://t.co/yAwt7tENOt

[Nick Foster @NickyNoFun]

Wow. Fucking duh. https://t.co/BihyjkPpHB

[CNET @CNET]

Drumpf Twitterbot learns to imitate Trump via deep-learning algorithm https://t.co/jaURA7UzwK

[CNN Your Mom @CNNyourmom]

North Korea Leader Tells Military To Be Ready To Use Your Mom At Any Time