Nicky Van Orton

i was drugged and left for dead in Mexico... and all i got was this stupid t-shirt.

[Anand Nanduri @NanduriNFL]

Yeah I’m sorry this is one of the hardest CFB stills we’ve ever gotten. Frame this immediately

[Wolfgang Richter @WolfgangRichtEU]

A Pakistani man was squat-shitting on the pavement in downtown Frankfurt yesterday.

People were giving him dirty looks. One man muttered “Disgusting.”

“Leave him alone! It’s his culture!” I shouted as I ran over.

I felt sorry for all the racism he had suffered. So I pulled down my pants, locked eyes with him, and started squat-shitting right in front of him while holding his hands.

“You’re safe now,” I said.

It was a beautiful moment of cultural connection. This is what Europe needs more of.

Have a wonderful day,

Wolfgang

[Nicky Van Orton @NickyVanOrton1]

@MurrayHillGuy1 my boy Toby thought you should see this. Bella Union , 30th and 3rd @Pstpsttobysback

[Nicky Van Orton @NickyVanOrton1]

@frankmikesmith @Johnredcorn75 @jeff_steve3 @Pstpsttobysback @JakeAbrams5

[Nicky Van Orton @NickyVanOrton1]

@frankmikesmith Big if true @Johnredcorn75 @jeff_steve3 @Pstpsttobysback

[Nicky Van Orton @NickyVanOrton1]

@PalePen18 @sailaunderscore Michael Richards’ early work on Seinfeld was a little too “New Wave” for my taste. But when his Laugh Factory tour came out in 2006, i think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. @Pstpsttobysback @jeff_steve3 @Johnredcorn75

[Mark C. Christie @ChristieFERC]

Batteries in VA Equal to PJM Demand? That's Truly Nuts. https://t.co/E4DPozrRxE

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“Look at me, I run the daycare center now” 😳

[Nicky Van Orton @NickyVanOrton1]

@Venomoussnake42 stay hot, Tommy. You hater

[Nicky Van Orton @NickyVanOrton1]

Hey @grok who is the most famous person to view my account, it doesn’t have to be a mutual, and don’t tag them.

[Nicky Van Orton @NickyVanOrton1]

@TheHockeyNews Play of the year. Cherish him while he’s in his prime. @Pstpsttobysback

[Nicky Van Orton @NickyVanOrton1]

@RealJamesWoods @johnredcorn75 @Pstpsttobysback

[Nicky Van Orton @NickyVanOrton1]

@RearAdBsBlog **Slurring speech** hey pawsta didja ever go to tha men’s warehouse in dorchestah
-RA on chiclets @Pstpsttobysback

[Nicky Van Orton @NickyVanOrton1]

@Pstpsttobysback @Timcast Because they know they are impervious to prosecution because they are libs

[Nicky Van Orton @NickyVanOrton1]

@Pstpsttobysback @nypost “She a baddie, she showin' her panty
She shake it like jelly
But I'm still shakin' ass in the deli”

Give her the Pulitzer now

[Nicky Van Orton @NickyVanOrton1]

@Tarik_ElBashir Doing the lord’s work here is the best beat writer in sports, @Tarik_ElBashir. Let’s go caps and let’s go bears!!!!!! @Pstpsttobysback

[Tarik El-Bashir @Tarik_ElBashir]

The Sharks also figure to have DMV native Patrick Giles in the lineup today. From cheering for Ovi and the #ALLCAPS to facing them. Got to be such a thrill for the Chevy Chase native, who was recently acquired by SJS from FLA for Vitek Vanecek.

[Nicky Van Orton @NickyVanOrton1]

@vintagefb @thecooleyzone @M_Brunell8 @donovanjmcnabb @36westbrook We have to go back @pstpstpstbm @Johnredcorn75 #eatingsecretly

[Nicky Van Orton @NickyVanOrton1]

@vintagefb @michaelirvin88 @DeionSanders @TroyAikman @darrenwoodson28 @RodneyPeete9 Jesus , this is tasteful as piss. I am literally Rodney Peete @Johnredcorn75 @pstpstpstbm @jasondoig301