Dick Nevlin

Straight white male and it's gotten me absolutely nowhere

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Nick Devlin is

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@TheoVon sorry the smoothie place was closed mate. Should have stuck around, could have grabbed my blender

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Apparently I bought some Bitcoin while I was drunk a while ago, smart investing starts with you

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@JimSterling hey Stephanie do you still have that dildo baseball bat from saints row 3? And if so would you be interested in selling it

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"come here Lez!"
"Oh you named your son Leslie that's cool"
"Leslian actually"

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Boxcar Children books really fell off once they stopped being homeless

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Really hope those rumors about him being bi are true otherwise it's going to be awkward when my underwear shows up in the mail

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There's a very fine line between spanking and beating someone's ass

Walk that line like Johnny Cash

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I think it was less than 5 years ago that if you started questioning vaccines you were the weirdo. That was nice, I'm going to miss that.

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If you're a journalist please stop telling me a video is viral. No it's not. This headline is the first time I'm hearing of it.

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Checked @TonyHinchcliffe and he's not apologizing. Come one bro even the audience there didn't like it. At least stage test the racism a little to make it a bit more palatable. Standup 101 smh

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Idk if Tony Hinchcliffe has just been letting his head get too big in Texas or maybe he was always an ass and Joe Rogan's got nothing to do with it. I just used to see him less and maybe that's why I liked him more back in the day.

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Screw it, I'm kicking the bucket list

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@DannySalter what's the best way to contact you? I want to write for brain blaze

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@VancityReynolds you're my next haircut

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Yo @tacobell I ordered a cravings box a fire reward bean burrito and my taco lovers pass soft taco. I received a nacho fry combo and a hardshell taco, no burrito Trying to go through your app but this blank screen is all I get after submitting a report. Plz help I love your food

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I work at a firing range now and it's so damn weird

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@karislfisher Aww

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Hope everybody is having a good day except for the guy that yelled at my dad for taking off his mask in between leaving the store and getting in his car, he can go choke on Captain Crunch

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The panic buying follows such weird patterns, but I'm pretty sure the empty shelves where there used to be toilet paper and Nintendo switches means that y'all think this is some kind of ass disease where you'll be stuck on the toilet for days.