NMY

[Paddy @PaddyArsenal]

@1Walid1 Overcrowding

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

So……

Let’s talk.

How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Pep to Haaland after jumping ship with Rodri and Bernardo Silva

[Stuart Hamnett @StreetwisestuV2]

Tweet of the day 🤣🤣

[billz 🇾🇪 @Utd_Billzz]

scrolling through twitter right now as a football fan

#ManchesterIsRed

[utdreport @utdreport]

Shea Lacey kissing the badge ❤️

[Goals Xtra @GoalsXtra]

🚨 Shea Lacey scores an early goal

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Manchester United 1-0 Brighton
https://t.co/Bx5CtzSLiG

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

Ref watch on sky is hilarious. I think a ref could miss a literal murder on the pitch and Dermot Gallagher would find a way to defend it.

[∞ @TheFalseNein]

😭 Hargreaves fighting for his life on here

[Rob Bourne @Redrob58]

Wait last week when Bruno scored a hat trick we were told it was only Ipswich 🤔

[honcho 👨‍🦯 @LocstaaJ]

HE’S BORN TO PLAYYYYY IN RED N WHITE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❤️🇾🇪

[ً @LNREutd]

Sex is sweet but have you ever scrolled twitter after Man United won a match?

[Warwick @BROCCOLIBARM]

Sick of the saying - he’s one of the best signing post Fergie era.
Bollocks. He’s one of our best ever signing full stop.
Controversial figure from outside the club?
How? Not a peep off the pitch and apparently great with all the staff at the club and the kids.

He’s a belter.

[gene takovic @fuckofftekena]

gonna wank to this and put the semen in a bottle so i can pour it into my woman vagina so she can give birth to a mainoo regen

[. @utdcynical]

How many United players do you reckon have seen this video of Ugartes head being hit by a candy cane 😭

[Midnite @midnite]

Man United fans seeing Amad score for Ivory Coast

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life