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[poop butt @NicoBrainRot]

I know most of my followers don't use twitter anymore or are fake but I figure I should say that I'm not really posting here anymore and only check in to retweet stuff. I put all my dogshit posts on the other site these days.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

This is California. It’s home to 11.8% of Americans, has the fourth largest GDP in the world, is global hub for culture and technology, and is one of the most reliably blue states in the country.

The only problem is that every Democrat they elect is the Antichrist.

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Just so you know, it may look like "Rainbow Flag" T-shirts that I'm wearing today, but I am not a gay.

[Kerstin Casparij Wsl Champion @Lecasparij44]

This is peak oval racing

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

happy birthday to Colm Meaney aka Chief Engineer Miles O'Brien aka a Union Man

[yoshimi red @nise_yoshimi]

The more I read of the illiad the more I realise that Baki the grappler really is operating on a Homeric level

[poop butt @NicoBrainRot]

@onionweigher I think it depends entirely on how you plan to use them. If you want them to have some structure like for french onion soup you should slice pole to pole (longitudinal) but if you want them to break down completely then you slice latitudinally

[H20: 2nd Impact @I__HATE_SOCCER]

like 5 different posts involving the word "joi" have popped up on my fyp because of this, it's for you dawg it's lit

[H20: 2nd Impact @I__HATE_SOCCER]

If the Tekken devs know ball Yujiro's rage art is gonna be the Pants Pisser 9000

[Con Ray | game dev arc @ConRayArt]

Northernlion after saying anything and none of his friends respond in .5 seconds

[august @regularaugust]

Your crush is taking another man’s niche media recs btw

[poop butt @NicoBrainRot]

@halomancer1 why are you back here

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

gf and i watched the twin peaks pilot last night and i almost started crying from laughing at this scene

[dodeka.AVI 🔆 @greenyphatom]

John Madden would be proud

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

There was nothing we could do about it. Babu Frik was a made man, and Grogu wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Mandalorians. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Grogu in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.

[🙏THUG🙏 @ANIDEEZY]

never deleting this app
#iStandWithJapan
#UncensorThatPussy