Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary

Freelance Sworn Translator - Traducteur Assermenté, Copywriter, Proud European

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

@bigedwards He'll be duetting with that "Stormy Sea" chap next thing you know.

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

@BestForBritain I wonder if the owner's insurance covers acts of dog?

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

@ProfDavidNutt @BBCRadio4 It was brilliant programming. Thanks to all three of you!

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

@guardian NOT COOL AT ALL! Report by all means, but the recordings, and calling family members are intrusive and deeply inappropriate.
‘We were allowed to be slaughtered’: calls by Russian forces intercepted https://t.co/Yk8Kwd8H8I

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

A C***, Sir, on a one-zer?
A spanner or a tanner?
An absolute knacker on an acker?
A tosser on a washer?
An expensive anachronism on a small metal disk?

[The Royal Mint @RoyalMintUK]

You've heard of elf on the shelf. Now get ready for...

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

#ChristmasLunchPun This Christmas I'm heading to the Arctic where I'm going stand around with no shoes on until I get frostbite, before jetting to the eastern Mediterranean. Apparently, everybody knows that Turkey and some missing toes help to make the season bright. #LunchPun

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

Found a copy of #TubularBells on LP in a local charity store. Just finished side one and it appears to be 20 minutes of someone practicing scales on various instruments. Is that sacrilege or is it, in point of fact, bollocks?

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

Proud Mary's Boy Child by It Came Upon a Midnight Clearwater Revival #ASongOrMovieForCarols

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

@tottielimejuice ...which is why someone has written it on the ceiling. Just up there. ⬆️

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

@GrammarTable "I couldn't possibly. I'm BTA*, darling!"

*awash

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

Ghost hunting is all well and good, but I hope you operate a humane catch-and-release policy!!!

[Gareth McLean @thegarethmclean]

I’m a producer now. It says so in the Christmas Radio Times.
Hunting Ghosts with @Markgatiss and @RevRichardColes, Christmas Eve, 10.15pm, @BBCRadio4.
Repeated Christmas Day, 4.15pm.
Then @BBCSounds, forever and ever (amen).
#HuGGR is from those nice people at @Bafflegabble.

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

@potter4spain @LindaBr07293431 @BestForBritain I feel a song coming on...

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

@JohnLovesJulie seen this?

[Sounds Clips @SoundsClips]

News of Iron Maiden signing a record deal with EMI in Sounds 15th, December 1979. @IronMaiden @Luisma1974

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

@Wordsmithgetxo I think that only got a 3-bar review.

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

@secrettory12 Have you thought about turning this into a new version of Cluedo? Maybe call it Klepdo?

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

@louis_lockdown @FGFriendlies I would do anything for love, but I won't do Kathmandu

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

IT'S @TheSun WOT WUN IT!!!

[Get French Football News @GFFN]

The Sun newspaper has bought a billboard in Paris to taunt France fans ahead of tomorrow’s game vs England. Classless as ever.

[Get French Football News @GFFN]

The Sun newspaper has bought a billboard in Paris to taunt France fans ahead of tomorrow’s game vs England. Classless as ever.

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

@Berlinseshdmtv @FGFriendlies Nah, I'm washing my hair.

[Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary @NicoHillary]

#ASongOrMovieForMountains Look through any Everest window - The Hollieshitthatsalongwaydown!