@guardian NOT COOL AT ALL! Report by all means, but the recordings, and calling family members are intrusive and deeply inappropriate.
‘We were allowed to be slaughtered’: calls by Russian forces intercepted https://t.co/Yk8Kwd8H8I
A C***, Sir, on a one-zer?
A spanner or a tanner?
An absolute knacker on an acker?
A tosser on a washer?
An expensive anachronism on a small metal disk?
#ChristmasLunchPun This Christmas I'm heading to the Arctic where I'm going stand around with no shoes on until I get frostbite, before jetting to the eastern Mediterranean. Apparently, everybody knows that Turkey and some missing toes help to make the season bright. #LunchPun
Found a copy of #TubularBells on LP in a local charity store. Just finished side one and it appears to be 20 minutes of someone practicing scales on various instruments. Is that sacrilege or is it, in point of fact, bollocks?
I’m a producer now. It says so in the Christmas Radio Times.
Hunting Ghosts with @Markgatiss and @RevRichardColes, Christmas Eve, 10.15pm, @BBCRadio4.
Repeated Christmas Day, 4.15pm.
Then @BBCSounds, forever and ever (amen).
#HuGGR is from those nice people at @Bafflegabble.