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Im not smart and im not rich, but im lovin' every minute of it

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

I think we should get @brucebuffer to host a court show on tv, because who wouldn't want to hear him yelling in the courtroom #judgebruce

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

Sage Northcutt? More like Cage Northcutt tonight.. @ufc

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

@NeilyFitness except for being good at what you do #realtalk #wisewords #imdabest

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

Using the blender after 10 pm on a weeknight is a surefire way to get me to want to kill you

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

Silence is the dirtiest trick in life #slaves

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

@lorenaellis @slamwolthers @kabonner pretty #ruff looking these days

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

I regularly go out in public wearing my zip up sweater and get weird glances only to realize I'm not wearing a shirt underneath it #oops

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

@dunjastajic what am I in for?

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

@DawsonMac but the biggest guy is still the better player #wisewords #hockeyguru

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

McDs announces changes to burger preparations incl searing patties to make burgers juicier. Still no word if they're actual beef.

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

@dunjastajic should have let me know and I would have tagged along! #oldtimessake

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

@WhatTheFMemes @ncmilton #rue

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

Let hate save you when nothing else will

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

@Patiomckenna https://t.co/aSjbFrezdX

[Arthur Read @arthur_read8]

when you tryna go to the met gala but your husky pants don't fit #MetGala2015

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

"Hey man, can you pass me some ass kleenex?"

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

Pretty much

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

A little Frank Sinatra to get me through the night #thelittlethings

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

@DawsonMac @ncmilton sound familiar? https://t.co/cb2xoEjnC1

[Suavez @Nico_Suavez]

Damn pei i such a boring spot I definitely miss #freddybeach